Single Parents - Official Trailer

[ Barking ]  In this great big world  [ Bell chiming ] Attention! Excuse me!
Hello. Hi. My name is Will Cooper,
your room parent. Oh, no.
Ooh.

This is bad. Sophie and I are new
to the school. I am single. Um, I always try to get that
out there.

Just never quite sure
how to work it in. DOUGLAS:
Somebody tell me when it's safe for my nuts to return
to my body. Parents!
Oh, God. The new guy.

We have got to deal
with him. I just wanted to circle back. Let me say it plain. We're not gonna do anything
you want us to do.

We're single parents.
We don't volunteer. We just try and survive
until a time in the day when it's appropriate
to open wine. I don't know if you heard
my announcement, but I am single as well... We heard.
We heard.
We heard, bro.
W-We heard.

...So I have no wiggle room
on parent participation. You're in deep.
Deep in what? The vortex. That place where you're
so wrapped up in your kid that you've lost all touch
with your adult life. I know...
'Cause I've been there.

The wheels on the bus
go 'round and 'round   'Round and 'round,
'round and 'round   The wheels on the bus
go 'round and 'round  [ Glass shatters ] It happens to all of us. I don't think
I'm in a vortex. When's the last time
you made love? There's no judgment here.
This is a safe space. Give or take a month,
it's been about five...Years.

Oh, baby, no.
Oh! Got to take a lap. God in... You guys said that this was
a safe space. Not that safe.

Okay. We got Amy. We got Emma.
We got Rory. We got Graham.

Who are you? Wrong van, kid.
Get out of here. Beat it. WILL:
The greatest part of parenting is it gets you out
of your comfort zone. Look, I'm not interested
in leaving my comfort zone, and I haven't been
since my wife died.

I can't imagine losing
your best friend. She was a 26-year-old
exotic dancer. She looked great
in pants. Ain't love a funny thing? Welcome, dudes! Why do you have this? I've never seen that before
in my life.

Your wallet is in here! And a bag of popcorn
that's still hot! What are you gonna wear
on your date tonight? This.
Oh, God. Or... [ Grunts ] ...Shorts.
[ Baby crying ] Your -- Your pants are making
my baby cry!  This great big world  Hey, Dad.
What are you doing? People don't think
that kids can buff and wax, but they're
the perfect height.  Whoa  WILL:
You guys are lucky.

You have each other
to look out for one another. It takes a vill--
Don't say it. You're a disaster.
Preach.  In this great big world  What's happening?
Who are these people? They're my village.

Boo.
Ugh.
You ruined it. Look, let's forget about this,
Officers. Go ahead.
Get yourself something nice. Sir, put the money away.

I know these jeans
are very tight, but Rory likes them,
so I'm wearing them. I've seen worse butts..