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Tuesday, July 31, 2018

Game Theory Secrets of Dating! (Dating Sims' How to Win at Love Part 2)



Oh no way! A text message who's it from? Aww Markiplier, how sweet And there's a picture?! OH GOD NO OHHH. It's burned into my retinas I wish there was bleach for my brain *INTRO* *INTRO* Hello internet, welcome to Game Theory Where last time we learned that saying hello is a bad way to get someone to go on a date with you Luckily I'm not hitting on you I just wanna be friends Maybe friends with benefits and those benefits being - Subscribe to the channel. Thanks! Anyway, let's not waste any time and hop straight back into part two covering my fifth most anticipated topic ever Can dating sims help you get a date in real life? If you miss the last part feel up that "I" icon in the upper-right hand corner Don't worry, the video will be waiting for you when you come back Now, when we last left off we had just introduced ourselves to the real world person of our dreams So, now it's time to get down and dirty, learning the strategy that'll help us to get down and dirty And now we continue MatPat's theorist's guide to dating in six easy steps *based on dating sims* today By talking about talking. Step number three, speak in code Dating sims give you a lot of lee-way for talking to girls ALOT of LEE-WAY..

But in real life us guys know that there are a million ways to botch an actual conversation In both "Hunie Pop" and "Love Hina" you start off afraid to talk to girls In the games, you either get some magical help from your spiritual love guide or you just read the girls diary when she's not looking Because the first step to a successful relationship is breaking and entering *WARNING* Not actually step one for a successful relationship Anyway, in most of these games - if you're gonna win a kiss or tentacle-fueled hentai session at the end of the date Chances are, you're gonna need to have asked the girl for basic information about her life And then be able to recite it back to her when quizzed during the date It's all about getting to know a girl then remembering her preferences later So, do the winning answers in dating sims translate to winning answers in real life? As it turns out, "YEAH!" ABSOLUTELY. Okcupid data shows that men have a 40% higher response rate when they mention specific details that are found in the woman's profile Or ask her questions about her interests WHAT?! Taking actual "genuine interest" in another human being makes them LIKE you better?! UNBELIEVABLE. But true So yeah, Allie, I find it absolutely fascinating you think you're a 52 hundred year old alien who likes the band Muse and (?) Bubble tea Please, go on Or Donna, please, go into gory detail about whatever serial murder you committed last night with your family and decided to send me pics of I'd love to know what horrific things you have planned to do to my body tonight But you know what? We, can go even further, by not just asking questions but by asking CODED questions For instance, answer me this Do you like the taste of beer? Seriously? Do you? If you answered, "Yes" to my question, you're more likely to have sex with me on the first date UP TO 60% MORE LIKELY, in fact No joke! That question is the single best predictor for finding out whether you're gonna sleep with me on night one That said, I'd much rather take the time to learn about you as an individual As a person So, STOP TRYING TO GET INTO MY PANTS! I'M MORE THAN JUST A PIECE OF A MEAT, OKAY? And my EYES are UP HERE! But in all seriousness, this coded question is based on millions of data points, sites like: okcupid and match.Com have collected over the years Making you into a relationship mindreader Or, maybe the girl you're trying to woo was just a half naked unemployed forest nymph who just told you she likes to have sex in public That's probably an indicator about whether or not she's interested in you too Anyway, according to the statistics, you can find out really deep information about your date by asking questions that don't even seem like they matter Wanna know if you and your date will be compatible for a long-term relationship? Just ask the following three questions Do you like horror movies? Have you ever traveled around another country alone? And wouldn't it be fun to leave everything and go live on a sailboat? They're stupid, they're random and yeah, good luck working them naturally into a conversation And yet, if you and your date agree on all three, your chances in a long-term relationship are actually four times higher It's CRAZY! But okay! Now that you're armed with a knowledge that you wanna live on a sailboat watching Saw for the rest of your life When do you ask her out? And avoid the dreaded FRIEND ZONE? Step number four Timing, is eh-- *SLAP* Is everything Asking someone out is hard Too early and you're the awkward creeper Too late and you're the gay best friend Dating sims actually do a REALLY good job of portraying this We talked last time about these heart in relationship meters, that measure your propinquity with the person And usually you can start asking them on dates around the one-third full mark In Pico Sim Date This is a couple of hearts In Love Hina, you need to have had several conversations with the girl And while you can ask girls out in Hunie Pop whenever you want You need to have talked enough to her to build up your stats in order to have that successful date The rule of thumb is that when you run through most the general questions you can ask her and she's comfortable receiving calls, gifts, and emails from you But not after so much time that your painting each others toe nails It's time to POUNCE! So, is this true to life? ABSOLUTELY! According to Virtual Dating Assistance, men who were dating online tend to ask for a meeting after 5.14 Total emails So, usually in the second or third message that the man sends However, this is TOO SOON! The men who were most successful at arranging in-person dates are the ones who wait nearly 10 messages to be exchanged Almost twice the numbers of messages they think they should wait Guys! SLOW DOWN! You gotta build up that relationship meter first That said, on the other hand, there are also dangers to not asking for a date fast enough eHarmony reports that if you've been in regular communication with someone for six weeks or more without discussing a date Well, sorry friend, you're out of luck Your odds of a relationship decrease DRAMATICALLY. And so, what about having a...

Uh... Very successful date? The girls in Hunie Pop will go back to your place for a roll in the hay at the end of your fourth successful date So, do you wonder when's the best time to bring up that very touchy...? Get it? Touchy subject with your irl love interest? Global Survey by Time Out showed that real people consider 3.53 To be the optimal number of dates before buzzing the ol' Brillo So, just like in Hunie Pop, you can bring up the horizontal hoola during the fourth date and be statistically SPOT ON. Now, if you're looking to score earlier, it's important to know that only 10% of people globally expect to roast the broomstick the first time out And yes, that is a euphemism for sex I looked it up So, unless they really like the taste of beer You should never make the assumption that your partner is thinking in that direction Even if you and the tiny brain in your pants are And so that leaves us with a question What're you gonna do while you're waiting for that elusive 3.5 Third date to roll around? Dating sims have something to say about that TOO Step number five Give gifts Give life In pretty much every dating sim, you use gift giving to win over your dates In Love Hina, it's how you go from being good friends to the coveted close friends status In Hunie Pop, giving gifts increases the amount of hunny you get from talking to them Pico Sim Date less than 3 has a boosting relationship score much faster than regular conversation And when you're giving those gifts in the game, you can't just throw anything at her Girls who really want a frying pan aren't gonna be jazzed when you give them a WATERMELON?! ARE THESE REAL GIFTS?! What kind of girls are these?! Seriously though, in Love Hina, you can give Shinobu like 30 frying pans She just can't get enough! So, the big questions is... Whether gift giving is an important part of real world mac'n And interestingly enough, there are two sides to this story To get to the bottom of this, we need to look at why we even give gifts and romantic relationships in the first place Gift giving is believed to be a primal evolutionary trait In studies on chimpanzee's and other primates species, males regularly exchange food for quite literally, doin' it like they do it on Discovery channel An article's talking about it, and it's called, "Primate Prostitution" Where even though males might hangout with lots of females casually The only ones he's gonna be showing his little chimp are the one's he's already giving gifts of fruit to And well, it might seem like these primate ladies ain't nothin' but banana diggers They're actually being pretty smart They're only sleeping with the gifty guy primates, they're selecting partners who are best at surviving, finding food, and most importantly, being generous with it So, taking it back to humans When guys expect to get some action after paying for dinner It's not just that they're being a jerk, they're evolutionary programmed to think that they're demonstrating a preferable, sexual trait By being generous and showing that they can support their partner Girls, who are attracted to guys who buy them stuff might seem high maintenance But actually they're just acting based on evolution So, does that make dating sim's right? Should you chuck tons of pinecones at the object of your affection because of evolution? Well, actually, no Outside of the obvious fact that no one needs five copies of the same magazine in the span of two minutes The other side of the story is that nowadays, over-givers lose in the long run "Over-givers" That's a real social psychology term by the way Over-givers tend to scare potential partners off There are two reasons for this First, an over-giver usually indicates someone with low self-value The reason people tend to over-give is that they believe they have to bribe someone to care about them What they end up creating are dependencies rather than relationships Because in the long run, they attract people who take advantage of them Not people who appreciate their generosity Also, giving early on in a relationship makes people feel overwhelmed They feel indebted to the gift-giver, not appreciative That's why dating sims don't allow you to give gifts until you're at least heart level two You want your date to be excited by the watermelon you just gave them Not feeling like they have to payback a loan So, if I can just up my relationship score by piling her high with samurai swords, what can I do? Well, dating sims actually present a really good way around this issue Which is to promote experiential giving In both, Love Hina and Hunie Pop, you receive more points with your love interest if you give the gift of an experience Or take her on a more exotic date HEY! I'm not just taking her to the spa to get her into her bathing suit, there's a strategy behind it And this is exactly the way it is in real life Cornell did a comprehensive study of gift-giving versus experience giving in 2014 That (?) Across the board, regardless of age, employment, race, gender, politics, everything People prefer experiential gifts to material gifts The biggest preference was found in students People who love to learn and experience new things So, instead of buying your college girlfriend some jewelry Know that she's more likely to prefer an experience that has less to do with the price tag and more to do with the cool time that you spend together And finally, what kind of experiences should you have in a long-term relationship? Let's see what dating sims have to say Step number six Be Nathan Drake, not Duke Nukem We've all heard the old saying that nice guys finish last And to their credits, some dating sims reflect this fact in life In Love Hina, the girls hint that they'd be really impressed if you beat someone in a fight In Sim Girl's, it's a normal part of the game Fighting through hovering street ruffians Punch Out - this is not And in Pico Sim Date, your frequently offered audacious options like, "squeeze butt" and "talk about sex" Now, while I don't recommend getting to know a girl by throwing a shoe at her Studies do show that there is something to this idea  that girls are attracted to aggressive men It's the result of an evolutionary concept called "parental investment" theory Biologically, woman choose a partner who is "reactive impulsive" Meaning they respond aggressively to outside threats and can pass on those genes to their offspring But hold on, before you get your swell on too much Not that swell- Bicep swell Don't go gettin' all 50 shades of gray up in here because if you want a girl to stick around, you're gonna wanna mello out pretty quickly Women become less interested in aggressive and kinky activities in real relationships overtime It's less than 10% by the age of 26 In dating sites statistics around long term relationships Show that women respond best to men who are self-effacing Using words like "sorry" and "awkward" increase a guys chances of getting a response by 15% or more If you need more proof, just look at Casper Lee's success on Youtube Or any of the other cute awkward British tubers HEART YOU GUYS! MUCH CUTE! MUCH AWK! And with that, we pretty much exhausted everything a dating sim can do for you in the real world Surprisingly, these games get A LOT right And I'm not the only one who thinks so Sites like eflirt have referenced these games and said that quote "In the future, I see it as something you could learn when you're younger, so that as an adult you understand relationship dynamics better." End quote The bottom line is this, real or virtual dating is hard But dating sims are actually equipping you with the skills you need to make your real world relationships better Whether you're dating a pigeon, a five tentacled alien, or a haunted anamatronic GOD BLESS DATING SIMS.

BUT HEY. THAT'S JUST A THEORY. A GAME THEORY. Thanks for watching And hey, if you're looking for more dating advice, there's plenty available on our sponsor, audible.Com Everything from "Let him chase you" dating advice for women to "The power of the pussy" YEAH Then there's, I kid you not, "How to make a man fall in love with you in less than a month: and keep him infatuated with you" GEEEEZ.

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Game Theory Secrets of Dating! (Dating Sims' How to Win at Love Part 2)

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Family Guy - Peter Uses Country Dating Sites



Oh boy, the marshals is now a nordstrom. I feel like our days at this mall are numbered. Well, we have $60.00 Let's see what kind of Chinese pressed board garbage we can get to replace my grandmother's priceless mahogany table. Dad, look! Santa's here! I want to sit on his lap.

Jeeze Chris, come on. You're in high school. I'm gonna ask him for a family trampoline! Holy crap, get your ass up there! You know what Peter? I'll get the table myself and then I might just sit in that car in the middle of the mall and cry Sheesh look at this line. Yeah, no kidding and it's not moving.

Me and my adopted son have been waiting quite a while. But... What..? W-why did you... I didn't even ask.

So is your son a "biologe"? What is..? I-I'm not.. I-I don't.. I- I don't watch Modern Family. Sorry..

Hey Chris, wait here. I'm gonna see what's going on. Hey Muscles. What's taking so long? I'm sorry, sir.

This may shock you, but it turns out the seasonal Santa we hired has a drinking problem, and I don't know where to find a replacement on such short notice. Hey, you're a hefty guy. I called you "Muscles".. Would you mind putting on the suit and playing Santa? Just until the shift ends? I'd pay you for your time.

Alright, fine. I mean, it's not the first time I pretended to be someone else. I once dressed as a farmer to get a date on farmersonly.Com Are you Peter? Yeah. Uh, are you the gross lady who lives in the converted horse trailer? "You don't have to be lonely!" At farmersonly.Com! It doesn't say "Whites only", but...

Yeah. ...And I want a tricycle, and a pony, and an American girl doll, and a drone with a camera, and a gun that fires- Ho ho ho! Yeah, sure. All of it. Alright now go pick up your picture.

And before you go crying to your mom, that's my cell phone you're feeling. Hey, what the hell's going on? Oh, Santa! I-I'm sorry. I didn't realize this was your car. That's right! Now crumple up that ticket! Now eat it All right.

Now, we're gonna go to your home, and wait for you to pass it, and then you're gonna eat it again! Hey, honey. This is Santa. He's gonna come in and watch me in the bathroom. Oh, just like the easter bunny did.

Exactly! I got a lot of guys coming through here. Bye Santa! Bye strippers! Uh, you can all take your clothes off now, I was just coming in for the spaghetti. Bitch, agh that hurts! Agh.. I'm drunk.

Heart's beating fast. Spaghetti angel! I'm making a spaghetti angel! When Italian guys die, they- they turn into.. It uh.. Peter! Peter Griffin! Peter! We need to talk.

Who... Who are you? I'm the REAL Santa Claus! Awesome! Okay, my first wish is for a thousand wishes. Yes! That's not me, that's a genie. Okay, then my first wish is for a genie.

Again.. You'd need a genie. How wasted are you? Don't judge me. You live in a bottle! It's a lamp- Ah- and I'm not a genie!!! All right, come on now pal.

Seriously, who are you, really? I already told you, I'm Santa Claus! Oh, yeah? Well, if you're santa then what did I ask for for Christmas when I was 12? Nothing, because it was the year you found that penthouse in the woods. *Gasp* You really are Santa! Am I really heavier than you? I-I-I gotta take control.. Look! I'm not very happy with you. You can't go around in that suit pretending you're me and acting like a complete jackass.

What are you talking about? People love me! They give me free stuff! No, they love me. You're just exploiting my brand for personal gain and destroying my reputation! So there's like... No toilet on the sleigh.. So you're- you just...

You're just crapping in people's houses, right? You're not hearing me! Stop wearing that suit! Or else. Or else what? Or else, I will put you at the top of my naughty list. You know you're not talking to a little kid anymore, so get the hell out of my face, Santa I like this suit, and I'm keeping it! Now if you'll excuse me You're standing in my strip club spaghetti. I gotta get this home to my family for supper.

You better watch out..

Family Guy - Peter Uses Country Dating Sites

Exes Make Dating Profiles For Each Other



- Do you want a sedative? What's going on? You're just a little hyperactive. - A little, little-- - You're a little shaky. - Yeah, a little bit. - I have that affect on people.

(Upbeat exciting music) - My dating profile is silly enough. I imagine she could probably make a better dating profile for me than
the one I already have. - I'm going to match his personality and make it very goofy
and a little over the top. - We broke up because we fought a lot and we didn't really bring out the best in each other.

- When we broke up, she
blocked me on Facebook, blocked me on Instagram, took me off Snapchat
and blocked my number. - We broke up for a variety of reasons but mostly logistical 'cause
I was graduating college and he had a year left. - You kinda have to go through a lot of bad relationships to
appreciate the good ones and I totally agree and Gina was definitely a good relationship. - I'm definitely gonna have fun with it.

I know she will too so I think it's going to be interesting. (Trumpets blaring) - I've never made a dating profile before so this is very interesting. I'm a straight man. - So I'm gonna give her the username that people used to call us 'cause we're Kate and Cate, so I was late Cate and she was bitchkate.

- Who would take the name theatrejunkie? - I'm going with Cyclingblue. Let's see if that works 'cause she's got really blue eyes and she likes cycling. - Ilovegreentea 'cause he does. - Image_nation.

- Cheekbones1. Cheekbones1. How would your best friend describe you? Is this just words, do you just put words? - A fight is gonna break out. - I will love my cat more than I'll ever love you.

Don't worry, I'll remind
you of this fact daily. It did happen daily. She told me daily while holding her cat. - They would also tell you to feed me frequently because I get cranky.

- I could write a lot of stuff, but this is just the first box. Keep it simple. - Really good at, I will brag a little. - I think people would be like, "Why is this person flattering themself?" - Really good at crying.

- She's really good at cuddling. That'll be a little nice thing
there for you, bitchkate. - Continue. - On a typical Friday night
she is usually bartending and she'll probably
say something like LOL.

- Or having a drink or 10 with, or five with friends, no. - I'm having a lot of fun thinking of all the random things that
he would probably say. - Really wanna say
sleeping with everyone but I don't want to make her seem like a whore so let's not go with that. - Alright, I finished them all.

- This is oddly therapeutic. - I think she already
got a like (laughing). (Upbeat excited music) - You ready? (Laughing) - Oh. - Ilovegreentea710.

That's accurate. - I look amazing in that picture. - I look amazing in this
picture so (laughs). - Most people would look at me though.

- I like that you don't
know what blue really means. - Yeah. - My username is bitchkate. I like it.

- I have cheekbones that
can slice through butter, but makes me an ideal match for someone who loves toast with butter. - Listen, my cat is my
child so that's fact. - They would also tell
you to feed me frequently because I get cranky. I know that.

- And when I'm not working on a project, I'm being a helluva good
bartender, I like that. - I'm really good at crying, being late to pretty much everything. - Making people laugh, trying new things, trying to solve problems. The emphasis on trying.

- I didn't mean it that way. - I'm a great cuddler,
I will ignore (laughs)-- - See, there ya go, it was a nice thing. - I will ignore when
you fart in your sleep. - The six things I could never do, that's totally not six things.

- On a typical Friday night, I am usually bartending lol. I'm more of a ha-ha though. - No, you're not, you're an LOL. - No, I'm more of a ha-ha.

- If I'm not studying,
I would be participating in intramural sports, which is true. - Message me if you're
a guy who doesn't let anything get in the way
of his dreams and passion. It's what keeps us going, right? Aw, Keith, this is nice. - Message me if you like
oversensitive people you literally take everything to heart.

You know, if I react to
this, it proves her right. So I'm not going to say anything. I'll take a page from your book and I'll stay silent. - I feel like our profiles
are actually really similar, which is not surprising.

- It's really hard when you go into this and you don't know how
you want to go about it. - Oh, I knew exactly how
I wanted to go about it. - Of course you did. - Yours was very nice.

It was really hard to do yours though. - I'm a nice guy, ladies. - My lovely, lovely cat. - Who bit me on the face the first time I stayed over, that
should have been a sign.

That was a sign from the universe. - He also tried to take your hair tie as you were trying to wake up. - It was really cute. - See, you can't even
like be mad about my cat because my cat's really cute..

Exes Make Dating Profiles For Each Other

Seorang dokter masuk Islam karena buah Tin dan Zaitun



Okay. Another story, also about a research, this is a story about Tin (fig) and Zaitun (olive)  the fig and olive. So, there is a hormone in the human brain. If it is released it really helps the person to clarify
his mind.

Subhanallah, I cant remember the name of
the hormone. And this (hormone) is seldom released. After analyzed by a doctor, a Christian, not a Christian, sorry, he was a Japanese doctor
who worshipped the sun  he had no God. They assumed the sun was their god.

Their emperor was assumed to be
the son of the Sun god. Anyways, this Japanese doctor did a research on fruits. He found out that this hormone is mostly found in
two fruits, in fig and olive, in fig and olive  these two fruits. And surely you are not unfamiliar with
 - Allah coupled these two, the fig and the olive.

During that time brothers and sisters,
this Japanese doctor was researching. Then he wanted to know how to research these. Because there was no fig in Japan, so he contacted his friend who was also
a doctor in Saudi. He said, Can you start a research about the fig?
Are there any in your country? (He replied,) There are.

There are many figs.
In the Middle East there are many figs. Olive is easier to ship from anywhere;
(however) fig is a little harder. And then he said, Alright, please do the research. I want to know why these are the only two fruits
that contain the most of that hormone." And this (hormone) is needed by humans;
it is recommended for consumption.

This Muslim doctor did the research without
an intention of inviting this Japanese doctor to Islam. He did the research; and then it was discovered that this hormone is mostly found in these two fruits. And he tried to combine between 1 olive and 1 fig. He combined them,
and the result turned out to be more effective.

He combined them repeatedly until he found out (something). So he read in the Surah that mentioned,
" " He analyzed, " "
(By the fig and the olive) - one is to one. He investigated in the Quran that actually
the word olive was repeated 6 times, 6 or 7 times in the Quran, and the word fig was mentioned once. So, he combined them, synthesized them (in that ratio).

1 Fig was blended and mixed with 7 olives. They found the result was at its maximum (efficacy) such that the hormone reached 100% (efficacy), if they were synthesized with this ratio. So this Muslim called his Japanese friend,
Ive done the research, and I myself felt overwhelmingly amazed
because I found out that this is in the Quran. It is mentioned in this Surah as such and such.

And it turns out that in the Quran
fig was mentioned 6 or 7 times and olive only once. And I have synthesized them; I merged them. And I discovered that the result yield a maximum (efficacy) even until 100%. After this the Japanese read the Quran, he asked some more and then entered Islam because of that..

Seorang dokter masuk Islam karena buah Tin dan Zaitun

Monday, July 30, 2018

Ellen's Got Great Dating Tips



- Is anybody
on a hot date tonight? Anybody got a--Yeah?
Oh. [Cheers and applause] Portia and I are not doing
anything special tonight, but I do know a thing or two
about dating, and I thought I'd give you
some advice. I brought some visual aides
with me. Unfortunately they're all
from the season premiere of "The Bachelor." Did you all see it? Did you watch
the season premiere? Oh.
Yes? [Applause] It lasted,
like, 3 1/2 hours.

You had to catch some of it
at some point. Another half hour, and we would've had
to call a doctor. Anyway, here are my five tips
to help your dating turn into mating. It's a working title.

It may change.
It's just a working title. Tip number one: when you meet
someone for the first time, it's okay to hug, but not the way
that this woman does. I'm gonna call it
Exhibit A. - Hi, Chris.
- Hi, how are you? - I'm so good.
- You are beautiful.

- [Sighs] [laughter] - [chuckles] [laughter] - Does--doesn't she seem
a little clingy, or is it-- Even if he had just saved her
from an oncoming train, that hug would've been
over the top. And then it wasn't
awkward enough, so she began to softly weep
in his ear. Tip number two:
to make a good first impression, it helps to stand out,
but don't try too hard. This is Exhibit B.

- Uh-oh.
- Oh, my god. She's gonna sing. [Singing]
- My name is Carly It's nice to meet you And in a few weeks,
I hope to teach you You'll learn a little about me,
I'll learn a little about you Then maybe one day,
one and one can make two Until then Let's enjoy the ride And I'll see you inside - [laughs] [singing]
- I'm gonna go home right now He didn't pick me
after all I didn't get a rose And I-- Tip number three:
it's nice to bring a--a gift. You want to bring a gift,
but it has to be tasteful.

I'm not sure this was really
the right choice that the contestant brought. - So I was trying to think
of something that, you know, I could get you
from the heart. - Mm-hmm.
- So... - Is it a heart?
- I got you a little present.

- Good.
- Ready? - I think so.
Oh, my god. [Audience exclaims] - It's just a joke.
- That's awesome. That's awesome. - [Laughing]
It's not real.

It's just a joke. [Hyperventilating] Ah. First a karaoke machine, then someone brings out
a fake heart. Who's producing "The Bachelor"
this season, Carrot Top? So many props.

Tip number four: if you want
to show you're interested, you do want to do that; don't put all your cards
on the table like this woman. - I don't know much about you.
I know your name's Chris. I know you are a farmer, and you can plow the [bleep]
out of my field any day. - [Laughs] - You're not Chris?
Or you're not a farmer.

- This is Chris; I'm both.
I'm all the above. You just took my breath away
with that one, I think. - You have a sparkle
on your face. Who is she?
No, I'm just kidding.

Okay.
- I'm excited. - Yeah. [Both speaking indistinctly] - Come find me. - Ah.

Let me remind you, this is them
before they start drinking. This is-- Who else is glad they don't
have to date anymore? Just me?
It's tough out there right now. And finally, this last tip
is inspired by someone who's on my staff. She's a contestant this season.
Her name is Gina.

She's been on our show
many, many times. She was our spokesperson
for Litter Genie during Cat Week, and it brings me
tip number five. Always apply your makeup
before meeting your date, not like Gina. - You made it.

- That's a short skirt.
- You look stunning. - Hi, I'm Cat
from Gina Week. No, I'm Gina from Cat Week,
not a cat. I am a Gina.
- Don't worry.

I'm just as nervous
as you are. It's gonna be fun. [Gum smacking, snapping] You can corn my cob
any day. - What? - [Laughs] Good to meet you.

- [Screams] I'm good. - Crazy. - Ah, Gina. [Cheers and applause].

Ellen's Got Great Dating Tips

Ellen's Dating App Advice



I tell you what, it's spring. I think it starts next week, right? Yeah, love is in the air. >> [APPLAUSE]
>> Yeah, think about it. Love is literally in the air, because
everyone uses their mobile devices to find dates, so at any, moment there
are millions of dirty messages and sexy pictures flying through the air,
right past our faces.

It's disgusting, it's what it is. How many of you use dating apps? >> [APPLAUSE]
>> All right, some proud, some not going to raise your hand. >> [LAUGH]
>> Been a long time since I've had to date. But back then, a dating app was
when you took someone out for an appetizer because you
couldn't afford the entire entre.

But now there's all sorts of dating apps. There's a popular one called Bumble. And it is free. You know bumble.

Yeah.
>> [APPLAUSE] >> It is free and encourages women to make the first move,
which I fully support. Back when I was dating, it was pretty much
always the woman making the first move. >> [LAUGH] [APPLAUSE]
>> It's a great idea, because they wanna empower women, and make sure they feel comfortable, and they
say the best quality people are on bumble. And I've always said that I have the best
quality people in my audience, and it turns out.

>> [APPLAUSE]
>> Yes, yes. >> [APPLAUSE]
>> Well, it turns out both are true. Because a lot of you have bumble profiles,
and I wanna ask you about them. Sarah Isley is here.

Where's Sarah Isley? Hi. [APPLAUSE]
>> How are you doing? >> Hi, Ellen.
[LAUGH] >> Hi, Sarah. How are you doing? Are you on a date? Are you with somebody? >> [LAUGH]
>> No, unfortunately. This will be a great first date.

>> Yeah,
it wouldn't be a great first date. >> I think-
>> Everybody should keep that in mind out there. >> [LAUGH]
>> Let's look at your Bumble profile, okay? >> Good.
>> All right. >> [LAUGH]
>> Now, how's the workout for you so far? >> It really not too well yet.

>> Well.
Okay. You know why? I'll tell you. I'm gonna giving you some advise, you kind
of, are hiding your face on a [LAUGH]. There's one that's not on here but
you were hiding your face with a dog, you're hiding your face with a cat,
and you're covering your face and making your eye ball look gigantic.

>> [LAUGH]
>> Then obviously this is a horse, you're on a horse there. So maybe you just needed one
good picture of yourself. >> Okay, okay. Yeah, I'll try it.

>> Yeah.
At least you use your profile in a very intriguing way because down at the bottom
you have two truths and a lie. And I'm going to try to guess right now
what it is cuz I like things like this. So, one, I have a tattoo of a horse. Two, I've been swimming with sharks.

Three, I can say the alphabet backwards. I think Well, [LAUGH]
I don't think you have a tatoo of a horse. >> You do? >> I do. >> Then my second choice was
going to be swimming with sharks.

>> No.
I've done that too. I'm very adventurous. [LAUGH]
>> My third choice was going to be. [LAUGH] Good effort.

It's a great conversation starter, right? >> It is, it is. >> I always wanted to talk to you,
so it's working. >> [LAUGH]
>> It is. Yeah.

That's-
>> [APPLAUSE] >> Not really working working, cuz I'm married.
>> Right. You're right, you're right. >> [LAUGH] >> But I see what you mean. So, you cannot, Jjust try it, you've
never tried to do the alphabet backwards.

You said you were adventurous,
try to do it backwards right now. >> [LAUGH] Okay.
Z, X. [LAUGH] Z, Y, X-
>> All right, yeah. Nevermind.

>> [LAUGH]
[APPLAUSE] >> We don't have that kind of time. I've got people on the show
that I have yo talk to. >> Okay.
[LAUGH] >> Well, good luck to you and you got some camera times so maybe people
would go to your profile now and they. >> Maybe we could do a profile pic later.

>> Yeah, no.
[LAUGH] [APPLAUSE] >> I will I'll do that for sure. Tiarica Patterson,
hi did I say that right? >> Terick.
>> Terika it's Eirika but then you added a T in the front of it. >> Fancy. >> Yeah.

It's fancy. >> Yeah.
[LAUGH] >> All right. Let's take a look at your profile, okay? Here you are here. Now, first of all.

>> Ooh, ooh.
>> They like that. That's good.
>> [LAUGH] >> Why did you decide to join Bumble? >> Well, my friend was
telling me about all the hot, white successful guys
that are on the site. >> [LAUGH] [APPLAUSE]
>> [APPLAUSE] >> She thinks I should start dating white guys she says give them a shot. >> And?
>> There are so many successful hot white guys
on that site she was right.

>> Yeah have you met
any of the men that no? >> I couldn't do it,
I pick a black guy when I got on there. >> Yeah okay. Well, let me,
did you take this with your webcam? Is that how you took the picture? >> Yes, I did.
>> Okay, well, I'm not sure you know how to put a picture
up either, because there's this one, and then here's one that's entirely too close. >> [LAUGH]
>> I don't know, I mean, this is like to examine
your pores, or something like that.

>> [LAUGH]
>> And then you have one that's a full shot,
but look what happened, there you're- >> [LAUGH] >> You're sideways. >> [LAUGH]
>> That's kinda weird, don't you think? >> [LAUGH] I couldn't fix it. >> I know, but you still put it up. >> Well.

>> [LAUGH]
>> What do you do? >> I am a relationship coach. [LAUGH]
[APPLAUSE] >> So you're helping other people and you can't somebody yourself. >> I need to help them to make
their relationships better. >> Right.
Maybe you should split what I mob so you could be with the guy.

>> [LAUGH]
>> Or girl. >> Yeah, maybe figure out who a good guy
is and then say that y'all aren't right for each other, and then you-
>> No, I wouldn't do that. >> No? All right.
You're more ethical than I am. All right.

Where is Chris Romo? Hi.
>> Hi. Hi Kris, how are you? >> I'm well.
How are you? >> I'm fantastic. So here's your Bumble profile,
let's take a look at this. And you start out saying I'm easy.

And what is that? >> [LAUGH]
>> [LAUGH] My God, there's such a- >> I mean, what do you mean by that? >> I should have said it's easy,
not I'm easy. I guess.
>> Well- >> I guess. >> Yeah, but then you posted this,
so it kinda **** ****. [APPLAUSE] [LAUGH]
>> My God.

>> I mean have you gotten many
responses to your profile? >> Not a lot. >> [LAUGH]
>> I don't, I don't. >> All right, Erika and Sarah, pay
attention to what you should be putting on your
>> [LAUGH] >> I'm easy and wear a **** t-shirt. >> [LAUGH]
>> I thought you would like, who **** it better? >> [LAUGH]
>> That would have been better.

>> Yeah, all right. Well, thank you for talking to me and
hopefully all of you find love and I would like to spread love
right now with the dance..

Ellen's Dating App Advice

Mukbang Buah di Salatiga!![SALATIGA, INDONESIA] with a7s, mavic



Next to KFC, beside.. (There's a fruit stall) there's a fruit stall. It seems there are no mangosteens or mangoes. Is there mango? I will buy some other fruit and eat them later at home.

What is this? Salak. Tasty? Sweet? I bought this much, but it was just for about 50.000 Rupiahs. This is paradise. In Korea, buying only dragon fruit costs more than 50.000 Rupiahs.

We should eat much fruit. It's healthy. Walking around Salatiga. Where are we going? Now we're going to a snack shop.

Pink. The place is the pink one. Now we're going back to her aunt's home. We'll take an "angkot".

It's my first time to take an "angkot" in Indonesia. My first experience. We will go home and eat the fruit. This is my first time to take an "angkot" When I was in the Philippines I used to ride this kind of public transportation.

Because in Indonesia I got a motorcycle, so I never catch an "angkot". But I can ride this in Salatiga with Eunri. I like it. The door is open.

It's always like this.. It was like a taxi   We get out of the "angkot" right in front of the house. When I was in the Philippines the public transportation is very comfortable. I think Korea needs it too.

 Today I take an "angkot". With only 3000 rupiahs, we can enjoy this service. I like it. I've bought some fruit.

 Now I'm going to get home and eat them. Say hello! Hello~ It's Yos. We wanted to eat the fruit here, but suddenly it rains. Good afternoon.

Good afternoon~ My name's Jay, I'm from Korea. My name's Yos, from Korea.   My name's Yos, from Indonesia. My name's Eunice, from Indonesia.

Now we're in Salatiga. Now we're in Salatiga. In her home. Her home.

Yos' home. Now, the fruit... We wanted to eat but suddenly it rains. Why? It's raining heavily.

The place is not quite good for taking a video. We will eat the fruit I bought.   The first one.. What fruit? First, rambutan! This is rambutan.

He picked it directly from the tree. Yos picked this. Let's set this aside. I want to try the fruit I've never eaten first.

What is this? Salak. This is delicious. Lizard? ???? Snake. Yap right.

The peel is like snake's skin. I don't know how to open it. How? Like this.. Just open it by hand.

I didn't know that. It smells like banana. Smells like banana? The king of fruit? Durian! The shape is like durian. I will try.

It's my first time. Mixed flavors.. Sweet. Sour and sweet.

Hmm.. Delicious.   Delicious. I think this is the only tasty one, among others.

Only this? Yap. He said this is the only tasty one. How about the other fruit? It's easy to peel. I think i can eat this often.

Next.. Lemon's friend. [Lemon???] Melon's friend! Not lemon! Ah! Melon! It's like melon. What is this? I forget..

I don't know what this is. The knife's not sharp enough. The knife.. The knife is not sharp enough.

It looks old. Maybe even older than me. What is this? I don't know, maybe you bought rotten fruit. What are you doing? Be careful.

That's scary. The knife's not sharp. No she just don't know how to use it.   It's really older than me..

But the fruit is tasty.   Really. Very delicious. I don't know what it is.

Maybe you can try. It looks like melon. This one's rambutan. The name has meaning.

What's that? Hair? (Rambut) Hair! Rambutan. This, it looks like having hair all over it so it's called rambutan (hairy). I often eat this in Korea.   Oh~ goat.

Dragon fruit. We can just cut it into halves. What's this? This the name is... Dragon fruit? Dragon fruit? Naga is dragon? Naga fruit? Naga! Naga! In Korean it means...

"Get out!" Get out! Naga means fruit. Buah means fruit. Like in Korea, we call it dragon fruit.   Dragon fruit.

It's purple. Usually I eat this with spoon. It looks yummy. But not quite sweet.

Eh? It's delicious. Sweet! I like it!   The dragon fruit I usually eat is not sweet at all. But this one is. Vampire.

It looks like blood. It's raining. Takes a shower. "It's raining."   Your nose is stained.

You eat.. With your face, not with your mouth. Now you see the effect of eating dragon fruit with hands. Our hands become red.

Our faces too.   Really long. This is good for health. Thanks for the fruit.

 So, See you tomorrow! See you tomorrow! See you tomorrow!   I look stupid. See you tomorrow!.

Mukbang Buah di Salatiga!![SALATIGA, INDONESIA] with a7s, mavic

Demi Lovato & G-Eazy Dating!TMZ TV



WHAT'S UP, HOW ARE YOU DOING? HI, GUYS. WE GOT HALSEY AT L.A.X. AND. WE ASKED HER WHAT EVERYONE WAS.

THINKING AFTER WE SAW G-EAZY. LEAVE THE BAR WITH DEMI LOVATO. THE PHOTOS WHEN THEY FIRST. CAME OUT THEY SAID IT WAS G-EAZY.

BUT YOU COULDN'T SEE HIM IN THE. PICTURE HOLDING HANDS WITH DEMI. LOVATO AND THEN THE AGENCY TOOK. IT BACK AND TOOK THEIR CAPTIONS.

BACK. PEOPLE SAID G WAS WITH DEMI, ANY ADVICE FOR DEMI? NO, JUST A FRIEND THING. JUST A FRIEND THING? YEAH, DEMI'S COOL. AND THEY ASKED HER SHE MADE A.

COMMENT THE OTHER DAY ABOUT. DON'T SLEEP WITH YOUR EX, POSSIBLY ALLUDING SHE MAYBE BACK. SLID TO G-EAZY. SOMETIMES YOU GOT TO, RIGHT? WHY DO YOU RECOMMEND AGAINST IT? YOU CATCH FEELINGS, YOU DON'T.

NEED THAT. HARVEY: WHY WOULD G-EAZY TALK TO. HER ABOUT WHO HE'S DATING NOW? MAYBE THEY ARE STILL SLEEPING. TOGETHER AND THAT'S WHY SHE WAS.

CONFIDENT IN SAYING, NO, THEY'RE. JUST FRIENDS. HARVEY: JUST BECAUSE SOMEBODY IS. SLEEPING WITH SO AND SO DOESN'T.

MEAN THEY'RE NOT SLEEPING WITH. SO AND SO. TOTALLY. YOU CAN SLEEP WITH 10 PEOPLE ON.

THE SAME DAY IF WANTED TO. OH, YOU'RE SUCH AN AUTHORITY! I -- IF YOU WANTED TO. I'M NOT SAYING I -- YOU NEVER SLEPT WITH 10 PEOPLE IN ONE DAY, BRO! I TRIED. [LAUGHTER] TAKE CARE..

Demi Lovato & G-Eazy Dating!TMZ TV

Sunday, July 29, 2018

Malaysian Fruits and Vegetables SaladRojak Buah Petis [Nyonya Cooking]



Hey guys, welcome to Nyonya Cooking! Fruits are very good for our health That's why I want to introduce to you a Malaysian fruit salad Now, this is what we called 'Rojak buah petis' 'Rojak' brings the meaning of 'mixture' 'Buah' means fruits 'Petis' is a kind of shrimp paste that we used here I'm going to show you that later All in all, this recipe is a little bit spicy because there's some chili in it It's salty because of the shrimp paste There's a whole load of fruits that we are going to use Besides fruits, we will also use vegetables For example, cucumber or even water spinach If you like, you may also add some fried tofu into this dish So, it's pretty delicious You would want to see what the ingredients are, to prepare this fruit salad So, let's begin Let's look at the fruits that we'll be using today So, I have some pineapples here, 1 green apple and also chayote So, this is how it looks like It's a bit crunchy...It's hard Okay... Ummm... Tastes a little bit like apple but it's different You got to try it if you can get hold of it and also cucumber So, in additional, you may also add young mangoes or as I'd mentioned earlier, tofu...Fried tofu or also water spinach Now, let's move on here I have some 'belacan' or shrimp paste Then, a bit of water, some nuts For garnishing, I have some hazelnuts here or you may use peanuts, if you like and also sesame seeds Now, this is the shrimp paste that I told you earlier... 'Petis' 'Petis udang'...

So, this is the liquid form of shrimp paste but it has sugar in it So, it's a little bit sweet Then, I have some 'kicap lemak manis' 'Kicap lemak manis' is a type of soy sauce...Sweet soy sauce It's thick but it's not the sweet soy sauce that I used in other videos It has lesser content of sugar and it's usually found in Indonesia So, you can use the normal sweet soy sauce or this type which has lesser content of sugar Just substitute any type that you can find Then, I have some dried chilies and also sugar Let's begin by toasting the nuts that I have and also the sesame seeds here So, without any oil, this pan had been heated up I'm just going to put them in I've toasted the nuts here and also the sesame seeds You'll smell this very fragrant smell and that means it's ready So, I'm going to take them out and leave them aside here The next ingredient that we'll toast is the 'belacan' or this hard shrimp paste If you'd seen other videos, you'll know the rules We're going to toast this until it's fragrant...Until there's slight smoke coming up That means it's ready We're going to take it out and then leave it aside We'll then need to blend these dried chilies which had been soaked cleaned I'd also deseeded these chilies to ensure that they would not be too spicy If you like it to be spicier, leave the seeds on or you can also use these small chilies as well...Known as 'cili padi' That will make your salad really spicy So, be careful We're blending this now We have to also add the toasted 'belacan' into this blended chili Then, continue blending The next step is to add the thick soy sauce and then, this shrimp paste that we have This 'petis udang' which is in liquid form To the sauce, I'm also going to add about 2 tablespoons of water and also the blended ingredients Cook until the sauce thickens Remember, we had sugar earlier This is to just add some taste to the sauce The sauce that we used is already sweet The shrimp paste that we used is also sweet So, remember to just taste and  then, add as much sugar as you want If you like, you may also add some salt to it So, just remember to keep tasting until you get the right taste It should not be too sweet It's supposed to have a balance of sweetness and saltiness While we wait for the sauce to thicken, I'm going to prepare these fruits I'm going to cut them into smaller pieces first So, here is the cucumber The sauce is now thick So, I'm going to transfer it into a bowl and let it cool Now, we have everything prepared here I have the fruits cut here and then, the sauce is ready As for the sauce, you can always cool it down to room temperature or leave it in the refrigerator which will even be much tastier So now, we're going to assemble everything Everything goes into this big salad bowl Mix them thoroughly Then, it's time to just scoop them out onto a plate or a bowl, if you like It is also now that you can just garnish with the sesame seeds and also peanuts Now that it's ready, of course the next step is to try it So... Lovely combination of saltiness, a very light hint of spiciness because I'd deseeded the chilies...And sweetness Hmmm... I'm going to take another one Hmm... Let's see what I have Pineapple...That will be interesting Hmmm...

Lovely... Lovely Crunchiness from the peanuts and the sesame seeds Give this a try If you love fruit salad and you want it to be different You want to have some Malaysian flavour Try this recipe I think you're going to like it if you like a little bit of spiciness in your dish So, remember to subscribe to Nyonya Cooking if you want more recipes like this...Simple, easy and of course, delicious as always Send me photos of recipes that you'd tried I hope to see you in the next video Till then, happy cooking!.

Malaysian Fruits and Vegetables SaladRojak Buah Petis [Nyonya Cooking]

David Spade on Dating Younger Women



So what's going on with
your dating life now? Are you single or are
you in a relationship? That's a great question, Ellen. It was written on this card. Yeah. The funny thing is I'm doing
this new audio book now where I talk about my
whole life like that.

It's sort of how I'm a
little out of it now. I'm a little out of the mix. I used to be more in it,
but I'm getting older. It's called A Polaroid
Guy in a Snapchat World, and so on this book, I just-- I did a book about
two years ago, and then this time, I go, a
lot of people like the audio.

I'm just going to
call Audible and just do it straight to Audible. So it's the only-- well, it's the
only one I've done. So it goes straight to Audible. Yeah, that's it.

You can preorder it right away. But anyway, it's about
my life and about all of the stupid things I do. And comparing sort
of then to now, one of them is
dating, where I go-- because sometimes I date girls
that aren't my exact same age-- like, they're
lower, a little bit. But mature.

They have to have
a GED, for sure. They don't have to. And by the way,
sometimes it's awkward. You're out and then you hear
like a Led Zeppelin song, and their face is blank.

And I'm like, you don't
know who Led Zeppelin is? They're like, dude, I don't
know who Maroon 5 is, all right. I'm young and you're old. Is there a problem? I'm like, no, no. Let's get some sushi.

And then there's
different things like you used to call girls
and get rejected on the phone, like-- [GRINDING NOISES] You know what I mean? You dial up, and now
it's all texting. If you text a girl and they
don't text you right back, it's over. And then they try
to get out of it. You're like, hey what's up? And then four days later,
they're like, what's up, babe? You're like, wait,
is this Wednesday? When did I text you? And then I go, oh, not much.

I want to hang out. Then five days later,
she's like, where you been? I'm like, what's going on? Are you not getting these? And I go, oh, I'm
the worst texter. I'm so bad at it, which--
no girl's bad at it. And you can tell because if you
ever go to dinner with them, they're just hunched over
their phone all night.

[RAPID FIRE NOISES] I go, oh, I see you're
getting the hang of it. Yeah. But anyway, it's all
stuff about dating. There's a girl the
other day that argued with me because she got in my-- I have an old car, and she
goes, do you have an aux cord? And I go, I don't know
what you're saying.

I don't know what that is. She goes, aux cord. I go, it's slower and
I still don't know. I go, do you mean
ox, like the animal? And she's like, what? And I'm like, you
don't know what that is and I don't know what that is.

And she goes, to
plug in my phone. And I'm like, I
have an iPod Shuffle in the glove compartment
for emergencies, but I didn't give it to her. I go, oh, I don't know. She goes, I can't believe
you don't have an aux cord.

I go, it's a 1995 Land Cruiser. I don't have reverse, all right. So you think you're
with James Bond? I'll take you to
the iPhone store. Jesus.

Oh my God. So that's sort of comparing. With animals, with life,
with everything I've done in my life, we just
go sort of then and now. So it is fun.

All right. So it's all-- you can
preorder it, by the way. David's book-- it's
called A Polaroid Guy in a Snapchat World. It's on Audible right now and-- That is a catchy title.

It is. I like it. Thank you. Did you say that? I don't know.

Yeah. I thought it. Yeah, that's a catchy title. There you go.

[LAUGHTER].

David Spade on Dating Younger Women

Dating the Popular GuyLele Pons



Lele: Honestly, I don't know why I'm here okay?
I don't understand. Honestly, I don't know why I'm here okay. It all started when I started dating the popular kid It all started when I started dating the popular kid Twan fan:That his new girl. That's his new girl.

Hey Lele. Hey Lele. - 'Sup T-dog. -Wassup man.

- 'Sup T-dog. -Wassup man. Twan: All right listen up. My loyal followers.

It's my new girlfriend, Lele. *Cheering* (Applause) Cheerleaders: Ready? 5,6 .. Ready? 5, 6,- Hi guys Lele: Hi guys! Cheerleader 1: Yes, yes! Lele: Hey! Cheerleader 1: You! Lele: You too... And you too.

Cheerleader: You're our new captain. C1: You're our new captain. Girls: Captain! Lele: Why? C1: Hello, Twan. Uh, Hello Twan.

It's just Twan and that's it. You don't want me to even like try out well. Just make one dance move (claps) Lele: It's just Twan and that's it? Girls: Twan... Lele: You don't want me to even like try out? C1: Well, just make one dance move.

(Claps) *screams* Oh my god! *Applause *Amazed* Oh my god! C1: You are perfect! You are perfect! C1: You're in our team Teacher: Good morning *bored* 'morning. -Good morning! -Good morning. Before we start today's class, I have a special guest. Lele: He said we have a special guest...

I've been in this class FOR TWO YEARS! Teacher: Twan's girlfriend! Everyone... LONG. LIVE. TWAN.

Lele, real quick. I'm a fan of Twan okay and also... You got an A on a test. -What test? -All of them! WHAT THE HELL !! If you don't sit your butt down Mufasa, Oh moola bear.

Let's get the class started. If you don't sit your butt down Mufasa, Oh moola bear. Let's get the class started. *Laughs* Ahh! Twan:Welcome...

To the teachers lounge. Lele:So you don't want to go to the cafeteria with the rest of the students?Which is something you are. Which is something you are? No we don't sit with those those little kids over there. We sit over here come sit down here Twan:No we don't sit with those..

Those little kids over there. We sit over here. Come sit down here. We'll teach you how to do it.

Twan:I hope you enjoy my crabs. Lele:Oh ..Thank you. *Laughs* Follower: Wife material, right? You're so funny. *More laughs* Lele:This is how my week went, okay? *Claps* Cheerleaders:Oh my god! Amazing.

Teacher: Ladies and gentlemen, I am collecting homework. It's 9 o'clock if I don't receive it by 9:01 you're late. Where's yours? Thank you. Lele, don't need it.

-It's right here! -No, I'm good. *Laughs* Twan fan: You're so funny, Lele. Lele: Wait,wait stop ... Teacher:And the test begins now! You got an A.

First sample Lula best sit your butt down *Music intensifies* Teacher: Good morning ladies and gentlemen. Lele, your weekend starts now, you're dismissed. Say something. *Laughs* Followers: Where is she at? Where's she ? Wait, she's over there! Lele: I DIDN'T EVEN DO ANYTHING ! Teacher: Good morning ladies and gentlemen.

We have some great news today. Lele has graduated and been accepted to Harvard -WHAT? -Are you serious? *Arguing* Lele:Yeah, I'm not ready for college Twan fan: Look,Lele. He's mine. Say it with me.

-He's yours. -Whose is he? -Yours -Mine. What do you have? -Nobody. -Exactly! Lele: And Friday.

-You know you're an amazing person. -I know tell me more. Yeah.. And this week has been great.

You know? What are you looking at? Myself Lele: Okay, okay, you know what? Any... This is what. Okay ? I don't think this is gonna work. Twan: What? Teacher: What? Lele: Oh my god.

Everyone: What do you mean? Lele: I'm breaking up with you. *Shocked* Lele: All right, all right. Twan: I'm still hot, right? - Yeah. Tell me I'm hot! Lele: Seriously, stop! You know why I broke up with you? BECAUSE OF THIS! Because of all you! Because of all of you.

I am sick! I don't dance, okay! Now that I broke up with him... Admit it Yeah, you suck. Thank you! All right, I'm not even funny. Stop You! You ...

You can keep. Thanks girl. Lele: Oh and you. What kind of teacher are you? Teacher: A good one.

Lele: I'm breaking up with all of you, to be honest. This is not my lifestyle. I don't belong in this. You know? So ...

You know, just no hard feelings, right? Teacher: Listen, Missy... Detention Lele: And that leads us here in detention. I just don't understand why? Because he's my son LONG. LIVE.

TWAN..

Dating the Popular GuyLele Pons

Lelaki ini sembuh Nephrotic Syndrome (buah pinggang bocor) dengan Vivix Shaklee



Assalamualaikum.. My name is Muhamad Rosdi Bin Ismail I am 38 years old.. And have two children My story started way back to September 2015 where I've been diagnosed with  Nephrotic Syndrome Nephrotic Syndrome? Yeah.. That is kidney disorder that causes your body to excrete too much protein in your urine When I realised there is severe swelling (edema) around my hands, ankles and feet...

Something seems not right I immediately go to the hospital to see the doctor I was admitted at the emergency ward for 24 hours.. Both my  urine  and blood also been diagnosed From there I've been told by the Doctor that I am suffering this Nephrotic Syndrome After positively diagnosed with that Nephrotic Syndrome... The doctor gave me a bucket of medicines to cure this disease Me then discussed with my wife and we decided to returned back all the medicien given to me.. Those medicine or specifically the drugs which supposedly to be use to cure thi disease And...

Actually we wanted to try Vivix from Shaklee Alhamdulillah... With Allah will... After consuming 1 bottle of Vivix... The protein reading shows some reduction as a wife..

I have to make sure that my husband to be consistent  every night for more than three month 3 bottle of Vivix.. And again Alhamdulillah finally everything become normal again.. ...And the doctor also confirmed that his blood pressures normal, low cholestrol..Everything now  back to normal.. And the best part is...

He dont have to consume the medicine.. And the doctor told that no need for biopsy Thank you Allah.. Thanks Shaklee Thank you.. Supermom Shaklee Story!!.

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Saturday, July 28, 2018

Dating Someone NewPart 2



Did it work?
>> Yes, it did. So, what I'm saying is-
>> [LAUGH] >> I'm just confused. >> We have an audience of virgins here so this is amazing.
>> Yes, nobody here- >> This is a miracle. >> Everybody here- >> Wait, so my question is, you guys, seriously.

So my question is, don't these people
have jobs, like what are you doing? >> Well, we're talking about. >> So you go to your job, you come back, and then you stay with the person.
>> What if it's a Friday night? >> Friday nights I understand. But do you only do this on a Friday night?
>> It depends on your off days, things like that, seriously. That's what we're talking about.
>> There are people that go to their job, and guess what? Come right back to their man's house.

There are people that if they're dating
a guy, they will come right back. Am I lying? No I'm not. Take it further than that.
>> They will come right back. >> Take it further than that, there are people that have
already set up a little draw for your own self with your deodorant-
>> Yeah.

>> Your tampons, your toothbrush. They even, sometimes,
will make themselves their own key. You know who you are.
>> I take that and put it work. There you go.
>> That is weird.

>> That is weird. But that's our advice. >> What were you saying [INAUDIBLE]. >> No, you don't leave nothing in my house.
Cuz my other boo might catch me.

So [LAUGH] no, see- >> So wait, so going back to what Lonnie was saying. When I start dating I actually don't want
people to come to my house cuz it's a lot harder than you think
to kick somebody out. >> No, because you want that control Jeannie-
>> No, I want that control to be like bye! And leave.
>> Yeah, you get up, yeah that's the, yeah.
>> Yeah, cuz if they're there at your house, how do you?
>> It's harder to get someone out, I would think than for you to get up and walk out.
>> No it's not, no it's not, you got to go.
>> [APPLAUSE] >> That's it, that's it. >> I do think it is important- >> [APPLAUSE] >> To keep some mystery.

I don't know if any of you
guys have ever read the book The Rules.
>> Yes. >> Okay, there's this book, it's called The Rules, and
I read it back in the day. And it actually says that you
should keep some mystery. For instance it has somethings in there
that you should treat yourself or act like a creature like none other.

Which means that you should hold
yourself to a certain status. But more importantly, like if you're
on a phone conversation, as a woman, you should always be the first to hang up. So that you leave them hanging for
more and the other thing is to keep the mystery. I think this is kind of true you guys.

If you keep a little bit of mystery
there you should never be there so long that he's looking at you
like he wants you to leave. >> That's so much work. >> Leave before he wants you to leave. >> So much work.

>> Look at this fine dressed gentleman. >> I feel like- >> [APPLAUSE] >> Wait, wait, wait. What did he say? What did you say, sir?
>> What did you say? >> What did you just say? >> I said if you leave him wanting more. >> Yeah, yes.

>> He'll always come back. >> Exactly. >> [APPLAUSE] >> Wait a minute, wait a minute. I ain't thinking about him,
I'm thinking about me.

See, that's why y'all,
y'all think about it in the wrong manner. What is it that you want, okay?
>> [APPLAUSE] >> That it ain't about him.
>> No. >> It's about me. I don't care.

No, no, no,
we gotta change this thinking ladies. Okay, you are in control of what you want. You aint gotta sit up here and play these games with these men.
>> That's what I'm saying. >> Don't do that.

>> That's way to much work. >> You say what you want and how you want it and make it.
>> Keep the mystery. I swear.
>> Keep the mystery by not staying overnight three, or
four straight days in a row. >> That's what I'm saying, leave.

>> And don't get it twisted, what Adrian is saying is not to play
games, it's you are booked, you are busy, you gotta life-
>> Yeah. >> Do you, don't live his life, on your terms.
>> [APPLAUSE] >> Go do your thing, yes. >> I don't play games, if I wanna have relations
I have relations. Im a grown woman I dont
have to play no games.

>> [APPLAUSE].

Dating Someone NewPart 2

Dating Rules Indian Guys Need to Follow - Stand Up Comedy by Kenny Sebastian



Being in a relationship for three years
you learn something. There are certain rules. Especially if you are dating
an Indian girl. Indian girls have a lot of restrictions.


Unfortunately! Its like a... I feel every Indian girl has to lie to her parents to date a guy. Like in a covert Russian spy mission. She is always on the lookout.

Is that my mom? Is that my dad? No. Is that my uncle? Shit! My uncle. Fuck! Moustache. So, what I learnt from this is  when her mom calls you never disturb that call.

Do not disturb 'the girl and her mother' call. There are certain signs to know
her mom is calling. If her phones ringing and she is like... Thats not her mom.

If her phones ringing like... One second. And they go into this protective environment. Which has an invisible force field.

And like an idiot I asked her, Who are you talking to? Your mom? And she said, No! Go away You fool! You have any idea what would happen if she knew? Yeah, mommy, I am praying. Were chilling. Actually, we are studying. Yeah, mom.

Yeah. Never mess with her... I have seen girlfriends turn into hulks. They've punched me in the face.

Its very scary. Second rule: Never...
This is such a stupid thing, guys. Never try to make your girlfriend jealous.

Just look at the scenario. Just look at the scenario in this club right now. Single guys. Single girls.

Few! A single girl in India with a population of a billion 99% are single guys. Do you know the amount of attention she is getting? It is a privilege that she is... For a few months, I will give you
my full attention. And you think, Oh! This one girl hit on me.


Let me show off. Come on. It is the most dumbest thing
you can ever do. Also, we guys are very simple.

We get happy with simple shit. One girl flirts with me
and Im like Fuck, cant wait to tell my girlfriend. She is going to value me more now. Hey, guess what happened today?
What? A girl was flirting with me.

You jealous? How cute. She gave you attention? Let me tell you about the guys who hit on me while I went
to the bus-stop five minutes back. Page one. Dont try to make her jealous.


Just, dont. Rule #3. This is a very weird thing
but it shows character. You have to drop your girlfriend
to the auto rickshaw.

Make sense post when it gets dark.
Makes sense. But, if it is before 5 pm
it doesnt make sense to me. Because guys are horrible
at catching auto rickshaws.

Women are awesome because
guys believe in physics. Women dont. They dont. I have seen auto rickshaws hit motorbikes
and hit guys crossing the road.

My girlfriend stops an auto. Auto! Just stops here. Just stops. The problem with guys is that we have
this problem - we also use logic.

When we try and stop an auto, we say no, that is going
in the opposite direction. We cant stop that auto. Mad or what? He looks tired. No need.

And the worst part about catching autos is that
I hate doing this because you have to judge the auto. If its dark, 7 pm, 8 pm, 9pm and you have to drop your girlfriend. You have to judge the auto driver.
The first auto driver.

He looks like a murderer. He looks like a rapist. No need. Bye bye.

He looks very weak. Malnutritioned.
Come here, sir. Come here.

He wont do anything! Its sad. You have to do that. And the most amazing thing guys think they do Hey baby, once you reach home, send me a text. What good that does, I have no idea.

Because in case your auto explodes,
I will get a sms. It makes no sense. So much... No, you have to send it otherwise...

Also, one thing, guys dont know
how to say sorry. They dont. Whos in a relationship? Give me... How would you say sorry to your girlfriend? Sorry.

Yes, exactly! Thats what I say. See, thats the problem. You dont just say, Im sorry. Have you noticed, guys have this ego and
they dont apologise a lot.

But women apologise a lot.
Have you noticed? I dont know if that is
a good or a bad thing. But its very clever. What they do, they have bank
where they collect a lot of sorrys.

But, they say sorry for stupid shit
that doesnt matter. Oh my God, I know you asked for apple
but theres a banana. Is that okay? Im so sorry. And you are like, thats fine.

Im just slightly hungry. Okay. Ting. Oh, Im so sorry,
Im five minutes late.

Is that okay? Yes. Thats fine. You dont have to apologise. Okay.

Ting. And then you screw up. Baby... Wow! So many casualties.

I went through this. She had this big jar. Wow! I never got such a big applause for that. Peace off, guys.

Dont worry. Its going to get better. And then, we say, Im sorry. And she's like...

Just like that. Sorry. No. What you have to do is make it dramatic.

You have to say sorry but just like being...
Like Channing Tatum types. Just like. Bad acting but... You screw up.

You go up to her and be like... Just talk about normal stuff. This morning I took the bus. It was pretty crowded.

The weathers been kind of... Yeah, its been kind of cold. By the way what happened yesterday,
I just want to say that Ill never talk to you that way again. And...

Stop mid sentence. And walk away. And then, stop. Hopefully, if its raining,
it will be great.

I just want to say, Im sorry. And get your small cute cousin...
Just pay Rs.150/- And make the cousin come up
to your girlfriend and say Who was he? He was my love. Thats the way.
Thats the way we say sorry.

A lot of effort, I know.
But it works..

Dating Rules Indian Guys Need to Follow - Stand Up Comedy by Kenny Sebastian

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Dating in Korea



What up y'all, how's it going?
BenDeen here and today I'm gonna be talking about dating in South Korea. Now, I'm not an expert on this topic But over the years I've been living here I have picked up a lot of knowledge by talking with Korean people or Non-korean people who have been living in Korea for a long time. I think I definitely know a decent amount, at least a lot more than I knew before I came to Korea, so if you're (you know) interested or curious about its kind of this topic or if your dream is to come to Korea and date a Korean person then maybe you will find some of this info useful.
I just going to say all these things aren't 100% specific to Korea It's not like it only happens in Korea, but these things are all common in Korea, and if you ever moved here You'll probably figure this stuff out pretty quick.

So I'm just going to get started with the first thing, the first stage of dating which is like how you meet. There are a couple common ways of meeting a potential partner and one of them that stands out and to me almost seems Very Korean Style is 'sogaeting' Which is basically blind dating where there's a mutual friend, who kind of has two single friends and they hook them up and send them on a blind date. Out of all the couples I've Ever met or known in Korea I would say 'sogaeting' accounts for at least like 50% at least that's what it seems like to me. So in America or another country you know I haven't been in America for a long time I might be kind of out of touch on how dating works in other countries But if you're going on a blind date in America that could be kind of interesting thing like, oh That's kind of unique, right? Or maybe not..

I'm not sure.. But in Korea That's just like such a common thing that it's really not a unique thing at all. There's also something similar to 'sogaeting' called 'meeting' which is Korea takes a lot of English words and turns them into their own words, but there's a thing called 'meeting' Which is basically like you know two or three guys and two or three girls I think a lot of younger like college kids Will do this and they'll just meet up like three on three or four on four you know you try to pick a potential mate and Do it that way. And you know I got to talk about Tinder I'm pretty sure this is all the range even though.

I don't really know from personal experience I've never used it before but I heard that like in America Everyone's on Tinder. In Korea Tinder does exist and there are apps similar to Tinder as well But from what I've heard and what I know, it's mostly used Kind of as a platform to hook-up foreigners and Koreans or Koreans and non-Koreans basically. You know, you'll have your random hookups, you'll have maybe things that could get more serious even I have a lot of non-Korean friends who have used it and they say All the Korean people are basically looking for someone who's not only foreign but looks foreign, has that foreign look to them You know what I'm saying? I'm sure there are Korean people who meet other Korean people can use apps as well, but I. Do not believe that it is that common at least Compared so speaking of hookups and stuff.

I gotta just mention it real quick. One-night stands. It's not really a part of dating It's kind of in the same field, so I would definitely say that one-night stands do happen in Korea Random hookup stuff like that I believe it is less common than in America or other western countries perhaps Korea tends to be more of a conservative country in general But you know like I said it definitely does happen It's not non-existent so from what I remember in America If you start (you know) getting into someone and maybe start meeting them and kind of getting on that road to being exclusive and official... You're just talking to that person that's at least what we called it where I'm from.

You know you're in that talking stage. Oh, I'm talking to this person Or we're talking.. (You know what I'm saying?) Maybe I'm just completely out of the loop here, but I feel like in America you could be talking to someone for a Decent amount of time pretty much You know on that path there But maybe not 100% official and you could be in that stage for a while until it does become official, you know Maybe that's just my personal thought Maybe I just don't have much Adult dating experience in America - if any - but I feel like that's how it works in Korea that the talking stage is I wouldn't say non-existent But it would be a lot shorter in general like my girlfriend tells me that you know a lot of times And you're just going in for the kill It's like you might not even be that comfortable with someone before you officially start dating and I'm sure this happens everywhere. You can become official in any amount of time really But I feel like in Korea that amount of time can be a lot shorter So you can meet like once and twice and then become official.

It's kind of a slang-term that came out  recently in Korea called 'some' and I think this is basically like maybe that talking stage or like a friends-with-benefits kind of relationship, so it is a thing here in Korea, but I feel like generally you just hop right into the relationships. Again, maybe that's how it works these days in other countries too, but Who knows? Not me. Another thing that I've heard about dating in Korea is you can be really open real quick. You can drop the L-bomb.

I'm talking like in the first week or two in Korea. It might have a different Connotation just the word when you drop the l-bomb in English, and we drop it in Korean They might have a different kind of feeling toward it, but I've heard that you can drop that real quick and in America you don't want to drop that too quick. Probably in other countries as well and also Koreans will get big into celebrating their anniversaries and a weird thing is like a lot of couples will celebrate their 100-Day anniversary Like a 200-Day anniversary, 300-Day anniversary, stuff like that... I'm not sure why they counted like that just a cultural difference, but that's a lot of anniversaries I think once a year is pretty okay, but um you know...

So some things that you might see outside or might not see outside Is something like PDA. You won't see that much PDA outside in Korea You'll see a lot of couples holding hands, (you know) the arm around the shoulder and waist I mean that's commonplace, but I'm mainly talking about like kissing and that kind of stuff You're not going to see a whole lot of that You'll see it from time to time, but it's definitely not as common as it is in other countries. Also where you might see in Korea, and maybe not in that many other countries, it's couple clothing, couple outfits you'll see this stuff You'll see all the time wherever you go. If I go outside or not, I see it: couple is wearing the exact same outfit or at least Color-coordinated clothes I'm not sure exactly why this is done.

I think it's kind of like flaunting their couple status. Maybe you're just really into matching. I'm not really sure but you sometimes will see it: same shoes, same socks, same pants, same shirts, same coats, same hats And it gets pretty intense. Alright, so I've covered always like the basics.

I'm going to talk about something that is very different from other Western countries at least and that is 'living together'. In Korea couples will generally not live with each other until They get married. A big reason for that is traditionally especially women will live with their parents until they get married and a lot of guys, too Just a lot of Korean people in general these days you'll see a lot of people younger people who aren't married living by themselves But still you won't see a lot of couples living together in the same apartment Or house or whatever until they get married. I've only personally seen this in a couple occasions.

You know again I don't know that many people here in Korea but one was between a Korean person and a Non-Korean person and they were living together and not married and the other one was between two Korean people who Told their parents: we're going to get married just we're not sure when yet, but we plan on getting married So we're going to live together. I'm sure it's done low-key, um, but I can't really imagine a Korean couple telling their parents We're going to live together I don't know if we're going to get married or not, but we just want to live together. I can't imagine that happening. I'm sure it does occasionally though, and it depends on who you are but there are probably plenty of occasions where you won't introduce your girlfriend or boyfriend to your family for an extended period of time, maybe not until you want to get married, so there are quite a bit of differences when it comes to dating and a lot of things that are kind of very common in Korea or unique to Korea and I hope you guys found that interesting.

That's pretty much it for this video. Thank you for watching and I'll see you in the next one. Peace.

Dating in Korea

Friday, July 27, 2018

Dating App Disaster



So it was break time at school and me and my friends, we were just like chatting. You know girls chat. My friend Java, just walks to us. She just says "Oh my God! Girls, girls, check this cool app, it's an online dating app!" She was like "Oh my god! We can find boyfriends!" And I just told Java, "Oh my God,  Java, It says here 18 plus, not 13 plus!" She's like, "Whatever! Who cares? We can also date some hot, grown up guys!" And I was like, "Oh my God.

That's so gross! You can do whatever you want." And she was like, "This is our chance to be awesome, cool girls! Did you know that if you date guys, who are like bigger than you, it's awesome!" I just kept thinking and kept thinking and I was like, "Oh my god. Maybe this is my chance We can be the popular crew at the school!" And I was like, "Okay, let's do this!" So we just made a fake account like of a girl named Rebecca. We just took photos from the internet of a hot girl, and then we just waited like five days And then there was lots of guys who wanted to date Rebecca, so we chose one, his name was Chris He was really looking good, but he was like 18 years old. And I really felt a little guilty doing this but, also a little comfortable, like awesome, like, "Oh my God We're gonna be dating grown up guys, we're gonna be popular!" So my friend started talking to Chris She's like, "Oh my God.

Hi. My name is Rebecca! How are you? I'm 18 years old and we can start dating!" So they just started talking and talking one day Chris asked Java - who is Rebecca! - If they can go on a date and she was like, "Uhhh... Sure!" And I was like, "What?! We are little kids! What is he gonna do if he figures out that we are freaking little kids, okay!" So Java's like, "Oh my god, you are totally right!" Java just texted Chris and she's like, "I'm sorry, but I just can't come to the date tonight. Because I'm really busy." So the next day, the police were at Java's house, and I was like wondering,  "What's going on?" So I walked to Java's house, and she just said, "That Chris guy just started texting her like crazy!" Texts messages like, "I will come for you if you don't go on a date with me!!" And I was like, "Girl, we should have not did this!" I was just being honest with my mum and told her what we did.

She was like, "Oh my god! Grounded! Two months! No TV! No phone! No iPad! No anything!" And I was like, "I deserve this.".

Dating App Disaster

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Dating a SociopathHannah Stocking



(Siren blaring) - We good? - I don't know. I think so. - Oh, good! You're here! - Hi. - Have a seat.

Come in. - Yeah. - Okay.   - Hi.

-Hi. Welcome to couples therapy. - Couples what? - Are you guys experiencing any problems in you relationship? No, no problems here. We should-- We should be-- - Wait, problems.

- We should go. - We do. We do have problems. - This is so amazing.

- You know what? This is exactly what we needed. - All right. We got problems. All right, you want to talk? Let's talk then.

- You will never guess what he did to me about a month ago. - Hey, babe. You wanna impress me? - Uh-huh. - Steal that car.

- Okay. - Oh, you're so hot doing that.   (Glass breaking) - Wrong car. You're under arrest.

Undercover cop. - Oh. I mean, come on, that was an accident. It was-- how am I supposed to know it was an undercover cop? That's what they call it undercover.

- He knew. - It sounds like there are some sociopathic traits in your relationship. One of the red flags of a sociopath is mirroring and mimicking other people's behaviors in order to manipulate them. - (Australian accent) How are you getting on, Miss Hannah? Can I interest you in some tea or coffee? - (Australian accent) No on the coffee.

I'll take the tea.   (Slurping) - What was that? - I could have sworn you were mimicking her. Just like a sociopath would. - No, no, no, I'm just-- I'm just half Australian.

- Still trying to figure out which one of you is the sociopath. - He is a sociopath. He is, yes. He is.

- I'm not a sociopath. You are. - You want to know what he did to me two weeks ago? - Oh. Oh, wait.

I forgot my jacket in there. Could you grab it for me? - Oh yeah, of course. (Alarm beeping) - I have to say, another red flag of sociopathic behavior is the intense stare. You see, they tend to look at others with an intense stare like Predator would.

(Ominous music) - Sorry, I, um-- I just zoned out for a bit. What were you saying? - I could have sworn you were staring at me the way a sociopath would. Oh, well, in that case, let's move on. Another common trait of a sociopath is using deflections and jokes to avoid serious conversations.

Do you have any of those? - Deflections, huh? He deflects any serious conversation I've ever put them in. - What do you mean? I've never done that in my life. But if we could talk about something else, that'd be great. - Hey, why won't you let me see Santa? - Just don't do it.

I just don't want you to sit on top of his, like, you know. - Okay, I don't care. But I want to see Santa. It's Christmas time.

Why are you mad at me? - Listen, I just-- I love you. Just relax. Like, what is the big deal? - Wait, you-- you love me? You just said "I love you" for the first time. - Why do you make such a big deal out of it? - It is a big deal.

- Yeah? - I love you more. - All right, um-- - Wait, where are you going? Where are you going?     (Crash, cat yowls)   - Hey, get back here! - There you have it. - (Chuckles) Wow! Woo hoo! Great performance, like ten out of ten. I mean, I'm not the sociopath here.

Clearly it's you. Look at all these acting jobs you're doing out here. - Okay. Okay, let's settle down.

- Great, like, killed it, right? - Please have a seat. - Amazing, yeah, I'll sit down. Take it easy. Take it easy.

- So from my understanding and research, you both were never sociopaths to begin with. You see, it seems to me as though you are just mean to each other, but you have so much potential. So I would recommend working on your communication and seeing me on Monday. Okay.

- We do need to work on our communication. - Take care. - Thank you. We'll see you on Monday.

- Bye-bye. - Bye now.     (Dramatic action music) (exchanging greetings) - Come on! We're late. - Have fun.

 - Ready, babe? - Oh, my goodness, I'm so sorry. We're your 1 o'clock. We're late. - That's because you were doing your makeup.

- No, I wasn't. - Can we still have our appointment? - But I just had my one o'clock. - Hey, have you seen these people, criminals? - Yeah, they just ran in there. They just went inside! They're crazy! Go get 'em! Go in that home.

 Okay, run. - Let's go. - You're under arrest!.

Dating a SociopathHannah Stocking