Being Married Vs. Dating

- Do you want to have sex? - We just had sex.
- Yeah, but that was like 20 minutes ago - You're right. I'm down. Right here?
- Right now. - Alright, I'm pulling over.
- A'ight! - Hey babe.
- Huh-hu? Do you want to have sex? - No, I'm good.
- Same.

- Right?
- Yeah. So I know we've been together for a year now...
And I think it's time Time for what? Oh my God! No no no! No I mean: yes yes yes yes yes! Babe, I know we've been married for a really long time, and I wanted to spice things up, so... Hey, what are you doing? [Harjit laughs maniacally] Oh my God! I wanna kill you! I hate you!
[Harjit still laughs] Oh... It's gonna be a big one.

[Fart] Here comes... Oh it's going to be LOUD! Come on!! IT'S COMING! EVERYONE OUT! Here goes another one... - Hey babe?
- Hey! - Need to talk to you about something.
- Hum? So, the other day, I felt a little weird... Because you know, I haven't had my period for a while, so I thought, you know, I got a little worried...

And maybe take a pregnancy test and... Can't believe I'm saying this, but: we're having a baby. BABE?! Hey! This is your responsibility too! Oh my God! Babe! Babe, the results are in! - Are you ready?
- Yeah! - We're having a baby!
- Oh, congratulations! - I'm gonna call my mom, okay?
- Okay! [Chanting] having a baby... F*ck...

- Hey babe!
- Hey... SURPRISE! Oh! Babe! Thank you so much! They're so pretty! I love them! - Hey babe!
- Hey! - I have a surprise for you, close your eyes.
- Okay... Surprise! - What's this?
- It's my laundry! Can you clean it by tomorrow 10AM, please? I love you! - I'm not doing your laundry!
- I love you so much baby, thank you! Oh my God! Gross! Good morning!
- Oh, baby, your breath smells so good! - Really? - Yeah!
- I just woke up, I don't know. Oh God...

Harjit!
- Hum? - Harjit, wake up! Wake up!
- What? - I gotta tell you something.
- What?! - Jaz, man! Every freaking time!
[Jaz laughs] Good morning! Hey babe, what did the shoe said to the other shoe?
- What? - Let's kick it!
[Laughter] - So funny! Cause they're shoes! [What?] Babe, I don't know what we're gonna do, this bill is no joke. Yo, I have a friend named Bill at work though and he's so jokes... Oh God babe! Is everything a joke to you? Okay, how about you and Bill get together... And you guys pay that off? Babe...

- I'm so excited for date night!
- Oh my God me too! - So we hit the movies...
- Okay! - And then, museum
- Yeah! - I wanna see dinosaurs! And then, the zoo!
[Scream in excitment] I'm so excited! -Hey babe, what are we gonna do tonight?
- I think we could go to the movies, no? - Like go to the movies?
- Yeah like pop corn, nachos, kind of. Are you stupid? Movies definitely does not fit in our monthly budget! Maybe if you had'nt bought a chocolate bar the other day, we would have been able to go. You're the one that wanted a chocolate bar in the first place - You're the one who ate it.
- Because you said you were on a diet And you didn't want it anymore.
- It's called a receipt. You're gonna charge me on a chocolate bar? - Why don't you just make the budget bigger?
- Why don't you get another job? I have two jobs already! - Get another one!
- Who has three jobs?.