HAVING SECOND THOUGHTSDream Daddy A Dad Dating Simulator - Part 2

(WHOOPSH~)Top of the morning to you laddies. My name is JackSepticeye and Welcome back to "Dream Daddy: A Dad Dating Simulator". We're still crop topping it up. We're still good.

We're so ready roll. We're back home... We have met Brian and Matt and we've got a look at some other husky.. Smokey lookin dude who I don't know yet.

So we're going to get into it.. I get to work unpacking the various boxes around the living room a couple hours pass And I get some good work done. The washer dryer unit is both washing and drying We can actually walk through the living room without tripping over box good day's work Oh, is that the doorbell is that my dream dad? First visitor already, I walk over to the door and open it which that is it going to be? Hello, oh! Yes... A handsome clean-cut man stands at my door brandishing a plate of cookies.

You look like a country club kind of guy You look like you're very music oh... Hello Excellent. Oh, is that Arin? Excellent. Okay.

Yeah, I can't do that place It's too deep oh, I'm just going to give him the voice that I already gave him oh Where are my manners my name is Joseph? I'm your next-door neighbor. Oh Yes, hi. I'm jack. That's what my name is (also known as potato man) Don't wear it out God his voice is so deep I saw the moving van and thought I'd bring over some cookies My daughter Christie wanted to let me wanted me to let you know that she baked them herself He looks like Jean from Attack on Titan, and that's the voice that he had the abridged series Joseph leans in and Whispers live between you and me she just sprinkled in the chocolate shoe.

Oh We both share a laugh. Kids, right? Well cookies, huh, so nice to meet you Joseph hand her the plate of cookies with a smile Yeah, well, thanks for the cookies Amanda disappears with the cookies that is Arin's voice isn't it? Amanda come back... And she's gone That's my daughter. My name is Amanda.

She's a charmer daughters are tough Sons are also too. You know what's super tough for raising them alone children in General are just.. Tough. I just Hear that, I mean there have to be something wrong with you to raise more than two I.

Have four kids What have you done? Oh? Ah I meant Don't worry, you didn't mean to be rude No, it's the first neighbor. I've met and my social life is already in a tailspin. I'm spiraling out of control I wonder if it's too late to move again uh Yeah, okay is the missus around mister actually and Uh no, not anymore he died. Oh I'm sorry for your loss No, no, it's all right.

Wow. This is uncomfortable We stand there quietly for a moment acutely aware of how are we both made things So how about them right sucks. I'm sorry. Can you close the door real quick? Look at Joseph quizzically.

What comple after a second I hear a knock at the door opening it I see Joseph standing there with a huge smile Hey, I am your new neighbour Joseph, but I promise to not talk about your dead spouse this time I'm throwing a barbecue for the cul-de-Sac And I'd love for you to come by and meet the rest of the neighbors in your community, what do you say Pal? Joseph I say hibby-hop let's fuckin do this It was a little awkward at first Fly on my monitor a little awkward at first. I mean we got over some hurdles. We're back at it again That sounds great, my daughter Amanda and I would love to stop by also four kids is a perfectly normal amount of children to have to remind what I said before that was just me being crazy and Testing the waters for a kids fight why not six I'm talking loud We shake hands to seal the deal. Well neighbor.

I'll see you at 3 p.M.. Sharp on Saturday Sure thing neighbor Joseph start walking away, but stops to think for a second and turns around Hey, you know seriousness Raising a kid on your own can't be easy if you ever need to talk about Stuff I'm the youth minister at the church down the street. Oh I don't know, but really consider myself. I you you Look pretty young to me, but suit yourself Oh Joseph! See you later you sexy pink shirt wearing dude With that Joseph's gone...

He seemed nice. I mighta walked back in the living room crumbs on her face and cookie in hand That was the smoothest recover. I've ever seen I should be taking notes ah See you're already fitting in Green We're not talking go. They're gone.

I'm sorry But now if it makes you feel any better, they weren't very good So you ate all of them anyway? What can I say I? Guess that makes it break time any ideas Joseph probably wants his plate back Who are we going back in already are we taking are we double dipping are we taking a second serving of Mr.. Minister? I? Think so. I think we get a ton of good-neighbor points. We bring this back We're going to be the best neighbors that fit in this whole cul-de-Sac we're going to kick all your neighbors, but with kindness The best way to kick the fucking shirt is it cheek.

I'm A-Gonna night step I play cute I'm actually not sure which house it is My desert against. It's the big one with all the well-groomed blonde children sitting in yard I already forget the voice in Cave Amanda. Good eye kid And remember we need to make a positive first impression here keep it light We walk up to the kids and wait hi eggs. Oh God you're fucking creepy Jesus are you joseph kids you look like joseph a lot? Hey guys your dad around Y'all just Thira disse blankly we just wanted to Turn this nice plate.

Thank you for the cookies. She sees definitely her joseph kids yannick exactly like him They were really good Talk of the town hey, I mean I heard they were good. I didn't get to eat any It's a crispy Christian and Chris chuckle nervously Okay, we're just going to set this plate down on the ground real Gentle and take and then back away slowly, right dad right? That's what we're going to do kids like boring want to be scurry away I can feel their gaze at my back even as we approach our house all right, I. Agree, I.

Need something to get my mind off those carbon copy kids Need a rest my eyes that time at time You've been awake for what three hours, and that's three hours to money Lee Pious warriors to the Pillow Zone And we're walking home. I hear heavy footsteps come up behind us Thud j, bro. Oh Yeah, I turn around I'm greeted by a familiar face jogging up on us He already said broke so I know exactly what voice I'm giving him Craig, you know his name already fucking baby. It's up cute bro wrong Pony wow I haven't seen cragen forever.

He's handsome So sexy, it's been too long dude. Yeah. Wow you look great? Haha, yeah, I cleaned up my act Clean up his act. Are you kidding me he fucking ripped? Amanda this is my friend craig.

We went to college together. We're roommates for a while - he used to be real fun. I mean real fun Amanda dude you probably don't remember me, but you're so big now Hello Hello, and hello cute, baby. Oh Thank you, dude.

The last time I saw you you were about her size. This is River say I river ah He picks up her tiny wrist and waited around River gurgles have any ha Are you? Babysitting Not it Rivers my kid Man, it has been a long time feels like one minute. We're rolling up to exams. It's bad hangovers and the next we're both Fathers Where you been man, nice? That's um Nate wants to Battle voice.

Which is really fucking cool. I? Was working out in California, and just relocated the business back to Maple Bay no kidding Amanda Knight. Just moved to this side of town How's Smashley doing I? Mean Ashley Ashley is her name. Not Smashley, whatever oh She actually still goes by SmAshley and uh we got divorced last year.

Oh dude so sorry It's old news we take turns taking care of river and the twins it's all copacetic You know we have river with lake our other child's name is pond. It's really good Twins you three kids teen life Samson Bro, right Kickstand Craig is a father of three cake stands Greg cakes and Craig oh Yeah, it was my old college nickname dude. He got it because he did a lot of cake sense All right come on so far It's that thing where you do a handstand on a cake, and then drink from the keg right He was very good at it. Oh, bro I hated me that guy, but I'm in the middle of my daily jog And I really got to keep my heart rate up.

You know gotta burn off those calories dude Huh brought river along for you resistance training. She loves It loves a little bounce around and I get out in wait get me super shredded I call it baby shredding instead of babysitting it's whatever You jog Daily my jug yearly January 1st, and I promise myself is I'm going to jog daily for the rest of the year But keep up after 30 minutes and just walk home Well, it's never too late to get back anyway, dude. You should join me sometime No, man. He's so fucking buff and muscular he probably run twice as fast as I can Ha I don't know Come on.

It'll be fun. We could grab breakfast afterwards catch up. We could do a bro brunch... You know approach like the good old days All right, sure sounds great.

This dude is one handsome bastard Baby's not too bad either. That's very cute very cute Chinese, baby Great. Let's get that going soon a bear get movin. See you guys deuces Greg gives a little wave puts his ear buds back in and jogs off just imagine the baby pumpkin long ah Faster Daddy, I can't believe Craig is ripped, and that's kids.

I'm really like that The Craig I knew is not fit to be responsible for any living thing including and especially himself one time I watched him drink an entire jar of Marinara sauce for dinner Amanda he opened up a new jar of Marinara sauce and then he drank it like it was the thing that normal people do It was unholy, and then I asked him what the hell he was doing and he said I quote it's basically a smoothie, bro He's crazy Yeah, I mean, technically he's not wrong He jogs he was jogging He's like a totally different person anyway, we better get home enough plenty of time to reflect and how old they feel later That tip number 20 keep your word I mind on a night flap down onto the couch Amanda has to shove some empty boxes out of the way before she can sing Too bad we're going to be putting myself right back into these boxes in a few months. Oh Okay, then Oh, dad. It's gonna be okay. I'll be fine.

I know I know but Daddy won't haha It's just you're my little girl It's Gonna be weird to have you around I'll come visit and I'll text you every day, but I'll take lots of pictures Yeah, I mean obviously I'm a photography major. I. Promise of course are you gonna be okay by your lonesome dad? Come on. I'll be fine Let's get a dog or something.

You know a dogs. Love is equal to the love of your daughter's Fat yes a dog Forget art school. I'll stay for the dog Is that what it's Gonna, take me a medium sized dog handkerchief around the neck I get to name it That's what it'll cause for me to give up on my dream. I'm a woman of simple wants and needs well Dog is a lot cheaper than college ha ha Suddenly a pile of envelopes light through the mail cart speaking of college I met at darts over the envelopes and shuffles through them She pulls one out and throws the rest back at the floor I also got eyelashes in my eye, so it's like I'm going blind in real time This is from McGowan ecology of art and design Open it, but I'm scared.

It's just an envelope Yeah, it's just like my entire future no big deal she takes a deep breath and Rips the letter open with her teeth That's my girl We have a letter opener button, okay? I hold my breath Spoil Amanda's. I start back-And-forth scanning the letter does it say the admissions committee has reviewed your application blah blah blah and we her face drops Regret to inform you that we are unable to offer you admission to McGowan college of art and design Amanda throws the letter on the coffee table. Oh, sweetie It's okay An aside coming I knew I shouldn't have put that experimental stuff in my portfolio Their admissions officer told me they just wanted to see portraits or whatever pull Amanda in for a big hug You're an amazing photographer. I know how much you work it But in your portfolio the weather school is going to want to snatch you up for sure Yeah, I know It's fine Are you actually fine? Are you just saying that I'm fine? Really? Her face, it's the opposite, but I probably shouldn't push her on this.

Oh and before I forget Amanda are and Amanda MFP and Emma are mm a Pr. Amenda Pr are sleeping over tonight, so You need me out of the way because I'm pain free on cool. Hey, I would choose more delicate phrasing, but yeah Well, I'll have you know that I can really already have plans for tonight. So you love the new place to yourself Yeah, what are your plans? Quick like a plan I'm Secretly the mayor of the sound no that's not going to work Amanda Smart she's got she's got her mother or her Brain should rely on God attend the union meeting.

I'm going clubbing clubbing I'm gonna put on a nice outfit and go tear it. Oh for the dance floor She's about to get turnt, but I get real y'all all the hottest dance moves lawn more the Sprinkler the running man You know what all the kids are doing easing All right, but I'm not going to come pick you up if you pull anything this time not again Just kidding. I'm actually going to Go out and watch I'm Gonna go watch Decane Hmm, which game you know the game Come on. That's on tonight Sports Ball, aah Dad The game on TV.

But somewhere other than here Ok cool. Well you do that. I'm gonna go do drugs and commit some light arson with the emas I'm concerned you're hanging with the wrong crowd Amanda shrugs yeah, whatever, I would have expected you guys to be up up to White-Collar Crime by this point Okay, maybe money laundering at the least Thank I'm a street rat pop You're kidding about doing drugs and crime right? I mean, I'm a cool dad I'm all for the jokes and cool lingo, but if you're doing drugs, I'm highly concerned Yet, Dad Just making sure give her a pat on the head there you go cross those feathers have fun with your sport Are you being sarcastic? Of course, I'm being sarcastic No making fun of sports is played out all Right these are white cleaning around the house website to clear out right before Amanda's friends right before I leave I'm out of hops me Hey Don't forget that you have that meeting with my English teacher tomorrow All right, Mr.. Vega.

That's a cool name. Yep, totally remember. I'll be there goal even worry Pet every dog that's a fucking great. Dad jim put every single dog, okay? What about dad we're going to run into next there's a few left.

I think there's like three Wow, I guess I really didn't think this plan through not entirely sure we're the closest Bear is an Amanda still hasn't shown me how To use the GPS, and my fault. I'm just going to take a direction of walk in it. Let's go this way Cool, okay, we're marching we're marching in the direction of the game any game really in the distance could it be Yeah, German came a big burned out neon sign hang support above the tiny bar Jim and Kim's huh all right It'll do They've been in worse places the merits of our is small and dimly lit but at least it's fucking lit from The crack of pool ball sounds in the back as patrons laugh and joke a string of multicolored Christmas Lights hover above the bartender I can't tell if he's jim or Kim pull up a seat at the bar What'll it be one beer, please sure thing boss Bartender slides me a nice cold beer, but take a sip and enjoy the refreshing taste Say you jim, or Kim. I'm neil.

Oh I have to turn my attention to the game which is playing on one of the TV's at the wall Chuck what happened my team? It's preference is my team of preference is not only playing, but it's currently in the lead which is always a good team.. The brightly colored mascot which is some kind of animal does cartwheels? Excitedly cheer on my favorite my favorite team hoping that I don't get into any confrontational arguments with a fan of the opposing team pick a site man pick one Several people in this fire are wearing the distinctive colors of the team, I dislike although I believe from their demeanor that like me a passion for their team is all in good fun Hey, a middle-aged woman holding a nearly empty Wineglass Sidles up to the barn sit uncomfortably close to me Hey, Sailor, oh hello fellow human greetings ah Good to see fresh meat in here. I'm mary come here often oh No, I actually just moved to this part of town today. I'm jack finally Are you watching the game? Yeah, my prefer team is in the lead if they keep this up they'll win the game with ease Oh, I love that team and also.

I love that game. I love someone who knows their way around balls Do you get it? Getting the impression that she's a little drunk ah Buy a girl a drink.. What about you a drink, but that might make you laugh like linger around longer, and I'm not really into you You know mid to dudes? But Don't buy mary a drink. I don't want to be a gentleman, but I don't to give the wrong impression ease off I marry a drink uh Maybe some other time suit yourself sailor Mary thought hers off setting her sights on the newest bar Patron to enter.

Yes He she just hopping from man to man at the bar hoping to get free beers Happily watch the game over another beer the game has gotten close in terms of point a little too close That's what I'm comfortable with a little too close than I'm comfortable with After a particularly skilled player throws scores a number of points for the other team Putting them in the lead I hear an affirmative grunt from another man at the bar Go team. Alright the sexy flight from before. It's the brooding man from the coffee spoon. He sits alone sipping whiskey and watching the game as well enjoying the game Shit, I haven't got a sound for his voice yet.

I. Am now that we're winning oh We must be rooting for different teams and mighty in my opinion, my team is far superior I. Have to disagree with that based upon our win-loss record. I'd say that my team is superior take that That's where you're wrong Since as it's ends right now my team is beating yours the conversation ends there And we go fall back go back to sight and eroding for our respective teams Became as close with both sides playing their hardest to win, but in the end but my team prevails Quite sheers ripple throughout the fir.

Take that Mr.. Glasses sexy Beard I. Raised a respectful glass of the man drinking whiskey he raises his in response an unspoken truth is for between us Based on mutual love for the game he motions to the bartender who pours two glasses of whiskey the man flied one over to me cold cool smooth.. The names Robert thanks and Jack.

Oh, this is Danny's character. Hey Okay, I can't do that point. I probably can't even do this voice for very long you Must be new here Mary already hit on you Yeah Robert Chuckles That voice is really suit him She's a peach Well, you picked the best bar in town a slimy as it is you'll never find a better spot than Jim and Kim's Is there actually a gym or Kim that runs this place? No, that'll be neil Neil ways from across the bar. Hello Good guy deal not enough needles in this world.

Oh Hey, Can I call you Bob Bobby Robert? Your whiskey Fella or a beer fella? Beer, but I'll drink most things I think that's got alcohol in it anything to get me fucked up and lets me forget about my life. That's good for me.. You like shots I? Love shut shut yes. Yes yes yes, yes, oh Shots fired, I don't like him I.

Love shots, thank God. Robert Nuts neil who serves up two shots of whiskey he hands one to me Hey, here's your health.. We take the shots the whiskey burns going down, but I try my hardest to look tough You know what? I think it's time for a shot of whiskey and reeling let's do this Awesome, let me go short.. Let me go! Short the crop top..

I'm a dad. I'm not shot. I got shots real good well.. It's a half shot because I don't want to do too much whiskey because it'll fuck up my next okay..

We take the shots the whiskey burns going down, but I try my harris looked up, okay. I'm gonna. I'm gonna do that.. Relay.

Oh! Yeah, it drink this all the time ah! Character acting.. Wait, I think this is what making friends is oh wait No, that's just the voice okay jack this guy is out of my friend league But I think if I play my cards right, we'll be pals in no time Deal him up Mr.. Bartender. It's time to make some friends Complement his cool.

Leather jacket that is a fucking sweet tasty leather one Complement his rugged good looks hmm might be a bit too forward he might get the wrong impression Make friends first, and then make fuck buddies later Complement is hand her too. Yeah this one. I like your tattoo wise to me. Oh Shit, I picked the wrong one...

Fucking the devil came out behind him. It's a reminder I wait for him to elaborate, but it seems like he's done talking man this guy is mysterious and cool Way cooler than I am at least? Robert Signal to the Bartender for another round What are you doing here tonight? My daughter kicked me out of the house running from my problems trying to make friends My daughter kicked me out of the house Not like forever she was having a sleepover with her friend family type, huh single Dad He gets up Be right back got a powder my nose. I mean, you're gonna do cocaine Never seen Robert is talkative. He must like you huh, I guess so Hey, I got to admit that Robert has a growth charm to him if a guy like that thinks that I'm cool And I really must be Pull your shit together jack you're in the cool club now robber comes back from the bathroom and grabs his leather jacket...

I'm going to go home. You hittin my way I. Don't know Robber tonight leave the power and find ourselves walking in the same Direction yes, here, I. Live in this cul-De-Sac down the way Does everybody live there? Fucking hell is the best however a whole town of dads a whole big old play place boys Me too.

We just finished unpacking today great place to be good Neighbors well Some of them sometimes they come up, and I have to say get off my lawn Who's that? We get to Robert toast which is just a few houses away from mine. We stop and he turns to me I. Don't kiss and tell Jack, but I do fucking talk So are we doing this or what? What? You know do you want to come inside or not a Wave of realization rushes over me. I blush Robert he is fucking high I'd fuck him um I Don't know we didn't brian After more I talk to him the more he's bragging about his child the less I liked him He was a bit of a one-hopper.

I'm not going into that, but this dude seems to have some deck brooding problems Maybe fuckin Dracula inside him or something Lay it on smooth. You know me, baby! Well, and I'll see you why not That sounded smoother in my head. Let's do it wait. Are you talking about actually doing it? Oh, God? It doesn't it y'all find a fucking dad.

I fought him off to azure He fumbles with his keys for a second and unlocks the door leading me inside the moment the door closes behind us He pushes me up against the wall and kisses me.. Grabbing my hips. Getting hot Good shit again hodges. It's just me Come on Rubber takes my hand and leads me up the stairs into what I assume is his bedroom, but it's so dark I can't see anything but Roberts intense expression Wanna fuck a Dad? He kisses me and again.

I can hear him shocking off his jacket. Hopefully I take off mine too his hands roam down my chest Suddenly he's talking at my belt high I uh I don't normally do this Do you want to stop I? Don't know. I don't know what do I do people? I think it's too early on in the game to be fucking a dad already but on the other hand hell. Yeah What would you what do I do? What do you haven't even met all the dads yet? Should I stop? Because I don't I don't know how the game works I don't know what I don't want to fuck this dad And then all of a sudden like be out of luck with any of the others can I be with all the dads That's the real option that's the one I kind of want to be with get off me mosquitoes motherfuckers um We stop it for now.

I'm a young nubile boy. I can't take so much at once What would a man to think of me? I'm drunk am I I don't know I'm we're talking about self am I saying all this out loud Actually, I should probably get going Robert Steps back. All right, I think I'm Gonna head home Sorry, nah, it's cool You just give me a serious case of blue balls That's all a head whole my head's still spinning with the anxiety of turning Robert down the side of the couch helps me Compartmentalize though before I know what I'm having dreams about my teeth falling out. That's fucked up sleep is important Fuck she's crazy me heart attack already up to a text from an unknown number Rise and shine early bird still want to work out.

This is craig by the way, holy crap. It's 6:00 a.M. Who does 6:00 a.M.? Anymore? We're realizing it. I drift back to sleep.

Cheek fuck Oops, what's the point back out? I check my phone again, okay, bud still want to get your swole on I'm ready to tear up the track. Hit me up God, I think I want to do right now is work out, but it is craig. Do you want to catch up? Hmm sleep is for the weak and Jim is for the slow Hey, my man. I need a few minutes to wake up, but let's meet in 20 After a few seconds another text comes in sure saying my dude meet me at the gym.

I. Stretch my bones creak click on a sub falling asleep on the couch. I throw off my blanket. Hey wait I remember falling asleep with a blanket Amanda must have tucked me in after I fell asleep..

Bless that child I reluctantly brush my teeth throw on the only clothes I own that are even that are even kind of gym appropriate and head out But fuck it rough day gotta get back in the Zoo the neighborhood it quaint and Serene It's early in the morning birds chirp, and the grass is still wet with Dew Surprisingly the gym is pretty crowded. I spread craig standing out front Stretching of course he spots me in waves enthusiastically hey, hey, bro Don't got my little baby on my chest today cuz it's time to get my fucking slow long Jim. Good morning Hey, good to see you my man I'm definitely not as pumped up as he is maybe I should have had some coffee before I left You ready to kick some butt, bro God, it's a pause. He my dears ponch are there to fucking aah? Johnson with your help I am I get the feeling this is going to be less of me kicking butt and more the gym kicking my fucking ass But I can handle it with you here To draw that means a lot We head into the gym, and I'm immediately intimidated all of these people look like they could break me in half Are you talking in a sexual way then it seems like Craig is friends with all of them He hi fight Wi-Fi gone round and finger guns all the cool Jackson room He looked like they could and would steal my lunch money to spend on protein shakes Come on, bud.

It's warm up. We head over to the treadmills and start walking Okay, I can walk walking is good. This is the vesa place to be walking So I don't run treadmills yeah, and those over there are elliptical Very good What is all this other stuff? They might look a little scary, but I guarantee that all of them serve a specific purpose for building muscle, Mass I watched the dude and a muscle t flex is a muscle in a muscle t flex as a muscle Is that this one is it that one? I don't even know the muscle reflexes He didn't even know mankind had muscles that could flex like that I didn't know existed on a machine that I think was once used to process grain into flour What is that, please like they're doing that to himself that's a good question cambro. What do you think he's doing? Training to crush people close to the site I know and you think it got blackout usually medieval torture device phrase so sort of paying God it's like a a religious self Flagellation means at home for once since Craig gives me Spots You're actually not far off from the truth.

Oh, no craig is turning up the speed. I better do the same power How long have you been hearing the pops a nice? Couple years Well, you know when either when you're not running or working or puffing oh? I coached the twin softball team hence the transverse daddy and puffing fuck uh I keep busy. What do you do for fun? I? Love learning like a lady craig. I love learning about the human body right now I'm learning how much pain it can endure I try to live my life as close to a jimmy buffett song as possible.

I check out my hotbar Jimmy buffett the Goal is to live with fewer worries later What sir the last shaker of salt was a metaphor a metaphor about what? About not being able to shake song on to something we're jogging off fuck. Oh. God. We're jogging now Blow over the craig who hasn't even broken a sweat.

How is he doing it so effortlessly by fucking dying I compare my life for straight through every orifice of my body. Hey, remember when my fish died in College. Oh And I like this story oh My God is he really bumping up the speed again. I guess I better do it, too Oasis, but this is very fast We're at that party, and you've vowed to make me feel better I'm slowing down because craig doesn't feel this you tell me to create a distraction So of course I do a sig keg set and get every cheering verily true Surfers from Fish sight That's a party with my bare hands Thank you, Lydia I'm then you drop the fish and it's flopping around and you panic so you run out to me post cake stand with a dying? Dirty fish in your hands that you scooped off the ground you're yelling at me like we have to leave So we're running out of a frat party with a fish and trying to give it mouth-to-mouth Resuscitation ha rookie mistake dude you got to give those fish the mouth two kills resuscitation man Let me get him home to get him into a bowl of water for the prognosis was grim dude And  the Next Day He's....

Helene well they never did catch the great fish thieves of Grant Ridge. You haven't ever And They never (huffs) WILL... Shoot off the end of the treadmill and crashes it was Fucking jane. Is that hard hey turd bro.

Are you okay? Creig offers me a big strong muscular hand with the grip strength of an ox and hooks me over for injuries He looked first at my crotch and then my pecs time Kentucky Managed to set up and rub my back doesn't hurt now, but I'm sure will later You don't have to push yourself like that always know your limits dude. Ha I. Think I might call your gym venture here You're sure yeah, I said see a spot. Oh Let's fuck all right dude.

Well here I brought you this craig hands me a shaker bottle full of a thick green liquid ice terror who all must be apparent Distaste its septic protein dude It's a protein shake, bro. Oh Thank you. He wants me to drink. Oh boy here goes All righty so good.

I think it smarts if it's actually delicious Yeah, most protein Shakes are so designed to be good to drink wow... This is really good then good for you my dude It's a special recipe pretty proud of its grind up bones of children But don't tell anyone Let me know if you ever want to work out again. Maybe you can try running around the neighborhood of treadmills aren't your speed? Oh, God, it starts making science jokes also. The name is game is dream guys the diet dating simulator Dee Da Dee Dee s the name of the game smells dead the name of the game is a bad joke? No pun intended bro good one, huh, I gotta go put some ice on this uh everything see your own I.

Need the gym feeling ashamed ah God Craig you sir order delivery from the pizza place across the street from our dorm and now he can run circles around me literally Man, I really got to work on this dad bod what we look fucking great Again home and lay down in the couch. It hurts the move oh, God. I'm so old Huh? Okay No, no, I must have fallen asleep. What time is it well? It's time to leave this episode here...

I'm glad you asked Jack that was a fucking.. Uproarious adventure, we went out we got drinks We we talked to some dad we met three new sets Joseph Craig and Robert Robert almost got the one over on me, but it soon too soon.. Too soon after moving to a new neighborhood my life is spiraling out of control. I don't want to rush into anything too quick, so..

I'm hungover. I'm sore I'm tired... Sleep is fine. Anyway! Thank you guys  So Much For Watching This Video If you Liked it, PUNCH THAT LIKE Button, IN THE FACE!!!! LIKE A BOSS!!! And High Five all-round!!! *Whoopsh!! 2X** But Thank you guys and I Will See you dudes, IN THE NEXT VIDEO!!!!~~ (Outros - I'm Everywhere By Teknoaxe) Fuck my life.

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