Saturday, August 18, 2018

You Know You are Dating a VENEZUELAN Man When...



Jenny, tell me about the boys! Seriously, mom? Of course! I'd like to know! I think we need another round for that Do you want one? Ok, sure Ok Hey! Hi Do I know you from somewhere? I don't think we've met before I mean I'm really bad with names but I wouldn't forget your eyes Such beautiful eyes Ok. That's good. Guess I'll give you a call then So.. What about the drinks? Oh shoot.

I forgot them! Ok, I'll go get them Yeah, so I've always wanted a puppy but I actually didn't get one until I was in high school or something like that I love puppies, you know? They are so.. Cute Like you Yeah, I guess so... Yeah .. What was your...

Do you have a dog or?.. I used to. He died. I lo--- you feel that? I love this song! Let's go dance.

Let's go! Please, please! No, no! Ok. Fine Come on, come on. Move a little! Yeah, move your hips like this Like this? Yeah.. A little bit...

Yeah?A little bit.. A little bit? Ey! I'm salsa dancing! Yeah... Ok.... You gotta try this...

Arepa It's like.. The best thing ever! Like it? Yeah. Yeah.. Really? Oh my God! Awesome! Hey honey! How are you? Hey! Good You hungry? It looks good! Yeah You hungry? Cause I'm making some arepas! You know? The ones you like? Yeah..

Great... So... For dinner.. I made some stir-fry! Oh, thank you! Looks good! Yeah! Looks awesome! * Speaking Spanish* Hi honey! Look at this! My friends - Carlito, Andres, Santiago, Pedro, Carlos...

They're waiting for you They want to say hi.. Say hi! So how are you guys doing? I haven't seen you in a while! I know! Pretty good... I feel pretty good right now.. Because last week...

I was like .. Dying. I felt so sick. Like -- crazy sick.

I'm sorry, honey Tell mom I love her... I love you too... Woah.. That sounds crazy No.

It wasn't. This is what actually happened. * Speaking Spanish* Babe? Honey, can you get me a beer please? Aren't you supposed to be at work? I'm sick... Oh Jenny! Nice meeting you! Nice to meet you How are you doing today? Please come in! You too! Come in! Oh my God! Jenny! I'm glad you are here! Well, David tells me so much about you that I really know you and about that gynecological problem that you have I would recommend you doctor Fernandez He's --- "Mom, please..

Don't tell her that!" We are family now! No problem! And I made your favorite food! Arepas!.

You Know You are Dating a VENEZUELAN Man When...

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