- So I have this pair of friends that say that they're just friends, but I think there's a little bit more romance going on underneath and they're not being honest about it. So today, I'm gonna put 'em to the test and make them answer the
question "Why aren't we dating?" 'Cause I think they should be dating. They seem perfect for each other. They're two best friends,
I'm gonna make 'em date.
What could possibly go wrong? Guys, thanks so much for being here. You look lovely. (Girl chuckling)
- Thank you. - Why don't we start out,
why don't you introduce him and say something nice about him? And then you'll introduce her and say something nice about her.
- Oh God, this is Eli, and, (sighing) he's, um, he's nice. (Laughing)
- What? - This is Daysha, and she really cares about here hair. - He was my intern once. Got pretty much most of what I wanted, so.
- I always got you what you wanted. - Ooh! - [Eli] No, no. (Chuckling) - So, uh, we're gonna move on to round two where we talk about each
other a little more. What do you guys have in common? - I think that we have in
common that we love to bicker.
He loves to start with me, so-- (laughing) - I'll say this, I like Daysha 'cause she's, like, real, and upfront, and she's very expressive and passionate about what she does. - I think I like that we're
friends because, like, I like that we have honest conversations, and that probably leads to the bickering, but I think that if you can
truly bicker with someone, you put all of your emotions out there, they're on the table,
you're not hiding anything, like, we are who we are. - Let's say in a world
where you're dating, what would be good about
the two of you dating? - The honesty, I guess. We wouldn't really hide
anything from each other, I'd like to hope.
- Yeah, I think overall I would be upfront and I would like to think she would be, so that would be probably
the most endearing quality. - What would be a bad aspect
of the two of you dating? - Uh, you would nag, and just-- - I do not nag. - [Eli] You just break
me down emotionally. - There is equal nagging on.
When I try to be nice to him, when I try to give him a
compliment or do anything, he starts somethin'. And when I'm like, "Why
can't you appreciate the fact "that I was just tryin' to be nice to you? "This is why I gotta clap in your face "because--" (chuckling) - We're gonna be that terrible
couple at the Applebee's that just keeps fighting over
what we want as an appetizer. Like, that essentially would be us. - Let's say that this moment right here is the last time you can
ever talk to each other.
What's the one thing that you would want the
other person to know before never seeing them again? - Man, uh, oh, this is deep. - (Laughing) Yeah.
- Oh, man. - Well, Daysha, I think you're an amazing woman, and you have inspired me
to do a lot of great things that I didn't think I
was capable of doing, and I want to thank you for that. - Eli, stop it.
(Laughing) - Are you getting teary eyed? - No, I'm not. - I am, I don't know what's
wrong with the both of you. That was the sweetest
thing I've ever heard. Our intern's clutching his heart.
Come on, guys. Let these emotions flow over you. - Um, I think I would say, Eli, I truly value our friendship. There's no one else that
I feel like I can be as honest and open with.
Now I feel like we're exchanging
vows, like-- (laughing) - Because you're such a
shippable pair of people, I'm not the only producer making a video about these two right now. You're actually in a video with Zach where single people
live married for a week, and tonight you're going salsa dancing. So we're gonna let you
go do salsa dancing, we're gonna see some of that footage, and then we're gonna
have you back tomorrow, hear how it went, and then talk a bit more
about you to as friends. Sound good? - Sounds great.
(Chuckling) - Great.
Let's all end with a nice shimmy. - Ahh. Work it. - Ooh.
- Daysha. What a shimmy. - Okay, so we're on our way to salsa. Woo! How are you feelin'? - I'm hoping any ounce of my Puerto Ricanness
will come out today, 'cause I suck, but whatever to make bae happy, it's fine.
You know, whatever.
- Aww, he's so sweet. - Ahh! So Eli just asked me if he's gonna sweat, and I told him that I
hope he gets really big, nasty, sweaty pit stains, because he wants to check out
other women in front of me. - Why are you getting so jealous? - I'm not jealous, but like-- - I'm with you, girl, what
are you talkin' about? - It's been day two, don't touch me. - My grandfather played in a salsa band.
My dad, like, was a championship dancer. And now I'm gonna look like a jackass. - (Laughing) So Eli just finished
his first salsa class. How do you feel?
- Oh, my God.
- I feel alive! Oh my God, I'm a salsa fucking machine! It was, like, one of the hardest and intense things I've ever done. I was getting, like, so frustrated that I just wanted to quit. - [Daysha] But you didn't quit. I was proud of you for that.
- And then she added something else, and then she added something else. I was literally, like, like a fetus learning to walk. - You guys went on a super
romantic date, obviously, and now we're here to
find out how it went. So Daysha, why don't you start out.
How did the night start? - So we had a nice, brisk walk to the dance studio together. Uh-- (chuckling) Look at his excitement! - Oh, God. - Class started. It was a salsa class.
- Ooh. - Yup. - Your favorite?
- Uh, nope. - Not necessarily.
(Daysha laughing) - It was very funny to see
Eli try and use his hips, because they're like a box that just kind of moves left and right.
- How do you feel about your hips? - It was just stressful. I mean, yeah, I knew I was gonna be
terrible at it, you know? I mean, I essentially
looked like a drunk t-rex that really had to go pee. - Sounds like you two
had a wonderful time. We have a really fun way to end this high-stakes, suspenseful show that you guys have created for us.
Each of you get one sheet of red and one sheet of blue paper. The red has a heart,
blue has a smiley face. I'm going to spin you away, and I want you to pick and
put in front the one you want. So red would mean like, "Oh yeah, "maybe there's some feelings here." Blue is, "Sorry,
everybody's gonna feel blue "because we're just friends." So I'm gonna give you
five seconds to decide, and I'm gonna pull these chairs around.
And five, four, three, two, one. - Ahh!
(Daysha laughing) - I span Eli too far. - (Chuckling) - So this ultimately
doesn't decide anything. You guys are gonna have
to watch Zach's video, single people get married for a week, to see if maybe the
relationship goes further than just today.
Right now you're just friends, but there's still time to change that. - I think the only
difference between today and the end of the week will probably be-- - You know what? I ain't got time for you. Lucky that you're far away-- - What? I can't even dance with you! - We've had a lot of fun, and today I think we've answered why aren't we dating for these two. We'll see you next time right here in the same darn place.
- Bye! - (Chuckling) Good job. (Chuckling) - (Chuckling) I can't stand you..
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