You Know You Are Dating a POLISH Woman When...

My Polish friend Ewa is coming over She really wanted to meet you Really? Eastern European girl... Nice Hello boys. My name is Ewa All the way from Poland Where is my drink? Oh there she is then. Hi guys Hey, so you're Ewa Yes You're from Poland? Yes, I'm from Warsaw Is it true that you drink a lot of vodka over there? Sometimes I do remember a word..

But I don't remember right now but I know a word in Polish Is it kurwa? Yes, that's this one actually! But you've got a pretty good smile. I heard people from there are so serious Is it true or? No? Not really You know what .. My drink.. I'm just gonna refill..

Yeah, right.. Yeah See you later! Hey, you Ewa So you're from Poland? Yes, I'm from Warsaw Do you know anything about Warsaw? Yeah, yeah I do. I know the history of the old town Oh yes, really? How come? Because I love history. I'm really interested about history.

Actually I'm studying history so.. Ok, that's interesting Kotku, look! The sky is so nice over there ! Zabciu, do you see that? Misiaczku, this is so good you have to try, ok? Sorry! I'm so sorry Prosiaczku, moj swinko *speaking Polish to her parents Max, come! Say hi to my dad Hi Mr. Placzynska No, no - it's Mr. Placzynski Placzynska Say hi to my mom! Hey Mrs.

Placzynski No, it's Placzynska Placzynski, Placzynska, Placzynska ok? My grandparents are there! I'm out! Hey, what's up No, no, no.. Rybko Come Something wrong? Is someone following you or what? I'm gonna beat him up What's happening? What? What are you talking about? I forgot something I'll just be one second, OK? Just maybe ten seconds I'll be right back In Polish - eight, nine, ten. Soneczko, your friend Agata is here Thank you, misiu. Coming Max, you want a little bit? Do you want some? Do you want a shot? Are you ok? Yeah Are you ok? You don't feel good? Do you want -- oh, I know what you should drink a bit of brine water Ok? I f..

I don't know Come on. It's healthy! It's just fermented water and salt I do with you, ok? Cheers What is that? It's just -- it's healthy You feel better. I promise    .