We're Not Dating

- She's gonna love you. - Yeah, I hope so (laughs) - Of course. - I mean she doesn't really have a choice. - (Woman laughs) Hey! - Hey - How are you? - It's good to finally meet you.

- Hey, good to meet you too. - Tom, Sara. Sara, Tom - You guys want something from the bar? - Yes please
- Yeah sure - Two vodka sodas - Yup (giggles)
- Alright - It's so good to finally
meet your boyfriend - Oh, but no he's not my boyfriend. - But didn't you bring him
to your sister's wedding? - Yeah, I mean we're
friends and we hook up and we go on dates,
but we're not "dating".

You know, there's no pressure. - Um, sure yeah. - Dad, I want you to meet my really, really special friend, Rachel. - It's so nice to meet you.

- Nice to meet you - It's not official. - No. - Will you move in with me? - Oh my God yes of course!
- Yes? Yes
- Yes! - Oh my gosh, I can't wait to
have a roommate that I bang. - Maybe it is your fault for a change.

- Ooh wow! Oh it's my fault? - Excuse me, can you and your girlfriend please keep it down? - Hey, she's not my
girlfriend, she's my bestfriend who I want to spend the
rest of my life with. (Cheery, elevator music) (wedding music) - Tom, it's meant so much to me that you've been able to keep it so chill the past four years. - I can't wait to live this long life of low commitment hanging out, only when like work isn't too crazy. - (Laughs) - Okay.

Well, I now pronounce
you husband and wife. - (React in disgust) - We're raising her as friends. - We live together. - And are married.

- And share everything in
our lives with each other. (Christmas music) (dramatic, piano music) (woman cries) - Ms. Jackson I am so sorry for your loss. - It's fine, we weren't even that serious.

(Upbeat drums).