The 7 Stages Of What You Call The Person You're Dating

(Upbeat music) - Who's that? - Oh, um, he's just this guy. - How do you know him? - Uh, you know, you know people and... - He's pretty good looking. - Yeah.

- Scroll down, I want to see that. - So what are you guys doing this weekend? - Oh I'm hanging out with Tender Fish. - We call him that because
his profile picture had a fish in it. - I thought that guy was Iced Tea because he drank like five
iced teas on your first date.

- He seems more like a fish kind. - This isn't the same
as hair gel guy is it? - Ugh no, I hate hair gel guy. - He didn't text back. - Stop.

- He didn't! - Allison! - Hey! Um, this is my uh, this is Nick. - Nick. - Nice to meet you. - So how was the trip? He's just this guy that
I'm hanging out with.

Just like a man that I see. Romantically. Who sleeps at my house four nights a week. Spend the weekends with.

We haven't talked about what we are yet. Yes we're dating. But, what's a title you know? Wouldn't you want to come to my company's holiday party? - Yeah, yeah that sounds great. - Awesome.

- Uh, what would I be going as? - You would be my plus one. - (Chuckling) Neat. Uh, I was kind of thinking maybe I could go as your boyfriend. - Oh! So I'm meeting his parents this weekend.

- That's so exciting. - I know. - Who's parents? - My boyfriend's. - You have a boyfriend? - Yeah, I have a boyfriend.

You're my little pookie bear. - Yeah, you're my cuddle bug. - (Giggling) Mr. Pookie bear.

- Allison, get off Tender Fish. - His name's Nick. - I'm never gonna remember that. (Light upbeat music) - Does anyone need another drink? - Yeah.

- Okay. - So was it your fish or....