You Know You are Dating a RUSSIAN Man When...

Hi Liz These are for you Thank you. What are these for? No reason So Liz, what would you like to drink? I'll have a rum and coke Are you hungry? No, I'm okay. Thank you Have you decided? Lady's not hungry but can you please bring us the best thing on the menu? Maybe she gets hungry then? And rum and coke Hey Liz, what are you doing? Come on. You don't have to.

Are you sure? Absolutely Thank you Can I get this one? No Do I look like a friend? No? So, all your Russian friends are coming over Do you think this is okay? Are you going running? No! Try something else What about this? It's not a picnic, baby Try something... Sexy Ok. Am I ready now? It's nice. Very nice.

What about the shoes? Well, I don't want to be too overdressed Overdressed? There is no such thing. Hey, you look bored. Let's go dance! Oh no thanks Come on, come on Hey, how are you? I'm good. I'm just ordering some pizza.