Undertale the Musical - Let's Dating Love

Papyrus: Hi! Little human! Welcome to my abode! Make yourself comfy! Come on in from the cold! Thank you for dating me! Coming to my home! Oh! You know what would be great? A present bone! I made several of these for all my friends! Though I don't give out of that many... Sans: Guess that just depends... Papyrus: On whether or not you feel like I do... Why is there a dog in my house?? There it goes...

...With the bone... *Sighs* *Sans plays a sad tune on the trombone* Papyrus: Sans! Sans: What? Papyrus: Stop plaguing my life with incidental music! Sans: You gonna tell that to the orchestra? Sans: Are you calling them incidental?  Papyrus: I know there's an orchestra! Papyrus: It's not incidental... Will you just get out of here? Sans: Alright. Fine.

Jeez. Bye. Papyrus: Ahem! Where was I? Oh, yes. Second verse, if you please! Well! That went badly! So sorry about that! Now, if we're going to date let's get it down pat! I've actually never done this before But I have a manual so let's read it some more Step one: be sure you want to go on a date Well I'm pretty sure you do so that works out great Step two: ask the other person on a date Papyrus will go on this date!! That went well...

I can tell... Step three: make up your clothes and hair With that, you'll show them that you care Wait, are you wearing clothes right now? Not only that but earlier... Wow! You've wanted this date for a while! You chose to wear clothing... Today of all days...

Was you interest in me... Predestined? No, this cannot be! I can't handle your dating power! Human, can't you see? You're blossoming on me Just like a flower But you won't best me! NYEH HEH HEH HEH! No, not Papyrus! Very soon you'll see my love spread on you like a virus! The Great Papyrus has never been beaten at dating and never will be! You see I, too, can wear clothing! In fact I always wear my special clothes under my regular clothes just in case I get asked on a date! Behold! What do you think of this? *Sighs* The silence... The humility... I can't take it! But...

You do not comprehend the true power of these clothes! Therefore! Your silence is invalid! This date will never go any further you see! Unless you come on over and inspect me! For within these cool clothes lies a great surprise You might find it but you won't believe your eyes Wow, you immediately went for my hat and there's a present for you! Well how about that! Behold, a plate of artisan spaghetti! Made to be shared between friends like you and me! Let this test the bonds of our friendship! Let us see how strong our friendship be! You and me! Nyeh heh heh heh heh!!!! Thank you, human at the computer! Your listening to this incredible song fills me, the Great Papyrus, with unparalleled joy! You know what else would fill me with joy? Subscribing to this channel! That way you can be notified about even more songs featuring me! And if you do, I might make you a plate of artisan spaghetti! *Party blower noise* You want spaghetti, don't you?.