What's up, guys? We're in Venice
at James' Beach restaurant, and today, our prankster
is Colleen Evans, who is better known
as Miranda Sings. Hey, guys! It's me Miranda. She's gonna be pranking
unsuspecting speed daters. It's gonna be hilarious.
She's gonna find
her bae today. They might not like it,
but let's go. [ School bell rings ] The men will rotate to you. Okay.
She seems really nervous. I know.
She's really nervous. Once it gets going,
we're good. How you doing today?
Derek.
Derek, nice to meet you.
I'm Miranda. Hi, Alex.
I'm Miranda. Hi.
I'm Miranda. Hi.
Miranda.
Are you married? [ Laughter ] What's your birthday? -My birthday?
-Yeah. Are you gonna send me
a card? No, no. I just want to know
for personal reasons. Personal reasons? You want my
social security number, too? Yeah.
Oh. Well... My feet are killing me. Why?
What happened? These shoes
are giving me blisters.
Yeah. [ Sniffs ]
But they don't smell bad. So it's okay
if they're on the table. [ Laughter ] Tell him you don't like
the drink options and insist on making
your own juice.
I don't like any
of the drink options here. Usually, I feel like I have to
bring food and drinks to places. -Right.
-So I did. Do you mind
if I drink something? I'm thirsty.
Yeah, that's fine. Okay. So... [ Laughs ] Oh, sorry,
it's squirting everywhere.
Nonchalantly
start sniffing your armpit. [ Sniffs ] [ Laughs ] It's so hot in here. I know. So maybe you should
take off your shirt.
[ Laughs ] [ Both laugh ] I-I-I don't think -- 'Cause I see
you've got musclies. [ Laughs ] [ Laughs ] [ Laughter ] Billy. Hi, Billy. Nice to meet you.
I'm Miranda. Miranda, nice to meet you. Billy. Stare him in the eyes
and tell him you love him.
You are so dreamy. [ Laughs ] I could love you. Oh, that's, uh... No, I love you.
No, like, I love you,
I think. Already? Yeah. [ Laughs ] No one else here
is as good as you. Oh, my gosh.
I was waiting for you. Wait,
are you the jealous type? -No, no. I just wanted to
make sure that it was genuine.
- I wouldn't do that to you. Are we fighting
for the first time? Is this our first fight? What are you doing to me
right now? Can you, like,
lick your nose? Uh [laughs] I'm sorry.
Got you all flustered.
[ Laughter ] Wow. So, tell me about you. I am pursuing
my singing career. You're a singer.
I'm a singer. [ Vocalizes ] [ Chuckles ] What kind of singing? Everything -- musical theater,
pop, rap, jazz. -You name it, I can do it.
-Wow, that's a lot. Some opera.
[ Vocalizing ] I have
no singing capability -- Can you sing? No. I'll teach you,
I'll teach you. I can teach you
how to sing. [ Vocalizes ] Uh [laughs] Come on.
[ Laughing ] I can't.
Like... You're so shy.
You always do this. I am very bashful. You are definitely my bae.
Always. You are definitely my bae. Oh, bae.
That's a strong word. I found him.
I found my bae.
It's not that strong. That's very strong -- bae. It just means
before anyone else, we're gonna get married. Oh, my God.
[ Laughs ] I can just tell, you know? Get really awkward
in that chair. Get really awkward
in that chair. Start slanting down. I believe in it.
Have you been in love
like that before? Not like this. Wow. [ Laughs ] I -- I think I have,
but I don't -- I mean -- Oh, my God. Are you okay? Yes.
I just wanted a hug goodbye. [ Laughing ] Okay.
It was nice to meet you. Now sing him a song
in his ears. [ Vocalizing ] [ Laughs ] We're gonna be together Forever You and me Together [ Laughter ] [ School bell rings ].
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